All I was thinking while watchting this movie is

Malin Akerman and Kristen Bell are two of my favourite hotties, they are lava and both have amazing nutty personalities if you see them in Interviews on the likes of Craig Ferguson. Having both in the same movie was a babe fest for me, if Anna Faris had been included I would have melted.

Btw, I didn't know who the black actress was, but she was triple fine and the cherry on the top, but seeing as I didn't include her by name in the first paragraph feel free to call me a racist in typical IMDB fashion.




You don't know sh!t, Jon Snow!

No one in this movie makes any sense, their decisions, thought processes, etc. is just completely absurd and weird.

The big guy that tries to get the masseuse to (censored) him, is really weird, for example.

The guy doesn't seem to know what he wants. If he's so horny, why not just bang his wife? Problem solved.

If he wants so much to be with other women, why is he with his wife? Is there's a problem, if he's not getting any, why not talk with his wife? These are the common sense solutions that normal people would apply. But no, instead, he tries jacking off to some brochure (why is the fapping material in movies always so feeble?) among other things.

The masseuse scene doesn't make sense anyway. First of all, ANY masseuse that has had her job for more than 1 consecutive massage, knows full well about the happy ending stuff. They not only know about it, they expect it - it's a normal feature of the whole massage situation, it happens all the time. It's a biological reaction to physical stimuli, there's nothing shocking about it to a masseuse.

They would tell you upfront about their policy about stuff like that, or some might say something like 'do you want me to finish you off' (like in Curb your Enthusiasm), or some might give you happy ending if you pay a little extra, or whatnot.

It's a PRAGMATIC thing, it's a completely normal, usual, expected thing to happen, and yet this masseuse's reaction is less believable than a virgin prostitute that gets shocked when the client gets sexually aroused.

She wouldn't say 'I aroused you' - she knows full well there are so many factors to arousal, she has plausible deniability on so many levels. No woman takes accountability and responsibility they don't -absolutely- have to. She would either blame the man for getting aroused, tell him it's normal that men get aroused from the touch, she could play it so that 'arousal just happened' (so no one gets blamed) - there's absolutely no reason to take responsibility.