best line in the entire movie - Couples Retreat (2009) Discussion

[–] benecjt 15 years ago

I liked when they referred to Marcel as the "couple's whisperer". To me, the only good line in the movie.

"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli's"

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[–] HorribleDrBones 15 years ago

No, man, my favorite had to be "Yeah, b----, you'd slurp a potato chip if I paid you to". The way Vince Vaughn said it is absolutely hilarious. My friends and I say it to each other all the time now.

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[–] PutTheGlassesOn 15 years ago

I really like Favreau saying "Holy ****, it's like a screen saver" when they first get to the island, and the part where Vaughn says "Is his junk out...is his junk literally out of his pants?" The first part, with the "is his junk out" they played in the trailer, but the part with the "is his junk literally out of his pants?" was not, and to me, that was the funniest.

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[–] KSzir 15 years ago

"Is there a pose called Yoga Instructor's about to get his a** beat?" when he comes for Vaughn's wife is the best.

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[–] dunmore_ego 15 years ago

I agree: Favreau's line felt so "spontaneous" - and it's TRUE!

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[–] FatKidWithGlasses 15 years ago

I liked Vince's line after his kid peed in the display toilet. "There's not a lot to say... sorry about that."

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[–] KSzir 15 years ago

"Encouragement, YES!" plus the double pat on the behind is also a good one.

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[–] angelthomas7797 15 years ago

i love the line vince gave after jason asked what happened to spontaneity and fun? --- i don't know - why don't we have a powerpoint presentation on spontaneity and fun to figure it out.

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[–] ajurna 15 years ago

"Boom!"

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[–] ConVerse856 15 years ago

"You look like the earth"

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[–] PutTheGlassesOn 15 years ago

Haha- yes, these were all excellent. I especially agree with the line after his kid pees in the toilet.

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[–] bobbygriffin 15 years ago

For me it was the therapist (Vince Vaughn's) saying "What exactly is an average great relationship?" (or something along those lines). Maybe I'm just too big of a John Michael Higgins fan, but the delivery of that line is just too perfect.

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[–] j_hala 15 years ago

"Land your plane" ... I fell off the couch.

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[–] coldxtreme9 15 years ago

"I might as well just roofie myself" - Malin Akerman

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[–] dorky_spunkster_i_am 15 years ago

"Encouragement, Yes!"

And also pretty much the whole scene when Jon Favreau's character is getting ready to jack off but is interrupted by the guy coming in with room service.

*He's rubbing chest with lube* "This is lotion, right?"

"Don't worry sir, I did not see anything."

"Worry? Why worry when there's nothing here to see anyways."

"...Goodbye, sir."

Yeah, it something along the lines. :)

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[–] Limitless_Mind 15 years ago

Not my type of movie but the "holy *beep* it's like a screen saver" line was pretty funny.

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[–] jeflid97 15 years ago

A**TASTIC!!!

I feel like calling my alarm company and chaging my password to that.

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[–] Minou77 15 years ago

For me it was the therapist (Vince Vaughn's) saying "What exactly is an average great relationship?" (or something along those lines). Maybe I'm just too big of a John Michael Higgins fan, but the delivery of that line is just too perfect.

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[–] rochelle-rochelle 15 years ago

#1 - I'm Sctanley spelled with a C.

#2 - I don't know if I'm swimming or standing still!!!!

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