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All wives were pretty hot

posted 15 years ago by runman4
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Just watched this movie for the 1st time. Somewhat funny, as long as you don't go into it thinking you will be watching Citizen Kane or Casablanca. I thought all 3 of the wives (actually, even Trudy, the 20 year old mall manager wanna-be) were pretty hot. I believe that at one point a couple of the married guys were speaking about the number of times they have sex with their wives - why would any of them even consider stopping (or slowing down) sex with any of those hotties (unless, of course, the wife didn't want it)?

[–] arunsah 15 years ago

yeah, that seems to be the recurring formula in today's comedies, hot hot lady with an 'eh' guy

[–] richwoolf 11 years ago

the recurring formula is merely art imitating life.

[–] GropeForLuna 9 years ago

Malin and Kristin Bell are pretty basic bitches, IMO.

[–] jaddjamar 15 years ago

Actually I found it to be funnier than Citizen Kane.

Plotholes are like Bigfoot, people who claim to see them are just trying to stir things up.

[–] HowYaLikeDemApplesWill 14 years ago

LOL...classic!

[–] Blunic3 13 years ago

Pretty pathetic joke there.

[–] Concise_Statement 15 years ago

What an amazingly commercial coincidence.

"And no regrets?"

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[–] Concise_Statement 14 years ago

One thing that did surprise me was that Malin Akerman, who's arguably the most 'supermodel' like one out the three (though whether that's actually attractive or not is up for debate) had the most low key appearance out the three - sort of plain wardrobe, and plain make up compared to the others.

You see, it's not like these things should occur to me in a proper film. Everything was just so limp and lifeless, with scene hanging there, dead on the screen, that I had time to think about more trivial questions. I must say, the 2000s was a disgustingly bad decade for comedy (Though homegrown fare like Hot Fuzz and In the Loop have been welcome exceptions.)

"And no regrets?"

[–] saybow69 14 years ago

JUST LIKE EVERY SITCOM! FAT BALD GUY! BUT HOT WIFE! BEEN THAT WAY FOREVER! JOKE!!

[–] tryanhas09 14 years ago

Exactly.

Only a fool would stop having sex with the Kristin Davis that was in this movie. Her body is absolutely perfect.

Kristin Bell is built for sex. Short, tone but puffy, athletic. It's bound to be a first-rate experience.

For those of us who have seen Watchmen, you know how Malin Akerman looks "faking" sex. Who would intentionally stop doing the real thing, married or not? Even if she as a wife wasn't as interested as she was as a fiancee, it's something you still keep CHASING.

"You suck."
- Sue Sylvester

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[–] jorgito2001 14 years ago

Agreed, all the wives were pretty hot, if I had to pick ONE it was the chick from Sex & The City...for some reason her hair always down like that in a bikini was higgidy HOT! Though I wouldn't kick ANY OF THEM out of bed!

As for the whole "who would stop banging a hottie like that" comments...I've been married for 13 years now to the same woman & 2 kids...we have sex anywhere from 1-2 times a week average...associates & dick male friends see her & think I should be hitting it 5-6 times a week...and I WOULD, but hey, after 13 years, ya BOTH gotta be in the mood...sometimes I'll be tired, sometimes SHE'LL be tired...with kids & a hectic life, it happens! Apparently, 1-2 times a week is considered "great" for a couple married as long as we have been.

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[–] do-bye 14 years ago

oh yeah!!!

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