He happens to be from a hometown that has the stupidest law enforcement department in the country along with the dumbest residents. Easy Pickens!
"hang on hun, lemme just go in here house and kill Myers"
* gets killed *
i thought the 2018 film was full of morons, but nope, this one is next level BS
My theory is that Michael was the good guy all along in these movies. He had to kill all the Haddonfielders or it would really dumbify the human gene pool. Next movie will show how the village water in Haddonfield is kept in lead-lined water towers and treated with some weak mercury compound thus making all the townies dumb as hell.
shareWell that explains it! Lol.
shareI love this theory lol
shareI keep hearing comparisons to Alien: Covenant in how dumb the townspeople are in this. That's not encouraging.
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