Favorite Lines?


This show is plenty levels of funny and I know a lot of lines will stick out to some people, some lines more than others. So post up your favorites in this one.

(while Lance is clicking a PC mouse, "playing Tony Hawk's videogame")
Tony Hawk: Oh, really? What level are you on?
Lance: The first level. There's only one level: Level Sucks!

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my favorite was the "all about walken" thing.

"Can you say those things but like in Bill Cosby"

"Chocolate cake!"

"Jello Puddin Pop'!"

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"Your Face is Scary"

totally

"Oh Free,To be what I will, Oh Free,I`ll keep it up till,I`m Free,But I wont have nothing at all"

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theres alot of course but i liked the whole 'snafu' thing also when he's trying to be a shock jock and says we should bring back slavery, that made me laugh cuz that came out of no where.haha

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Oh yeah can someone explain the whole "snafu" thing? I saw the preview about it but I didnt get to see the episode lol.

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Natasha Lyonne to Lance: "I kinda like you because you're stupid and I can make you do stuff" and "I'm not a lesbian so much in the face and mouth but in other areas, yeah"

And then when that one woman from 24 bitch slapped Lance and he hit her back, I laughed so hard I peed a lil. Great show.

Freak b!tch

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To Kiefer Sutherland: "Yeh that's the guy, you have Jeffrey-Dahmer-face"

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"Omg, you guys got on the same period." LOL

and the whole "snafu" bit.

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I love this entire scene: Lance thinks it would be funny to tell caller #9 that he's caller #10, let him get all excited, and then totally humiliate the guy by saying "Well guess what? You didn't win. You're caller #9, not #10." Then the guy gets all pissed and threatens to cut off Lance's face or something. So Ana hangs up and puts the real caller #10 on the line and Lance isn't even listening anymore. He's just like "That guy sounded serious." Then the girl #10 starts screaming since she won and Lance just goes "Stop screaming."
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The Rude Awakening of Optimus Prime www.youtube.com/watch?v=bq1_6D9QS9Y

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One of my favorites is when the inventor of Spanx is on the show and Lance is asking what women look for physically in a man. Ana says "I don't know, good looks in his face." Then Lance says "Okay so let's say you go out with a guy because he has a hot face..." I don't know why but that line struck me as really funny.

In the extras online there is a scene from that same episode where Lance is talking about his "inventions." One of them is a toilet seat that lifts up automatically for men after "a laser shoots out at your crotch area to see if you have a wiener or not."

"I love Reese Witherspoon. Her chin is getting super pointy though."

The bit about Arnold Schwarzenegger saying "yowl" was another favorite of mine.

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"What should I name my next book?" (on math)

"Stick it in my math. Hole."

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"It's clam chowder soup, hold the clams and add corn."

Rob McElhenney to Charlie Day: "So, corn chowder."

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-I think George Michael is hiding Anne in the attic.
-From who, the Nazis?

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