Holy bleeping *beep*

I have to share this minor anecdote - years ago I worked as an intern at the production company Elevation Filmworks in NYC (they produced Gracie, the soccer-girl flick, plus I believe the Ballad of Jack & Rose, whatever that movie was Daniel Day Lewis did years back that no one saw). I was assigned to do 'script coverage', which is just reading screenplays that they get through agents and festivals an d to comment on them, basically do long and more detailed versions of reviews.

Made for Each Other was one of them. At the time it was just "Anonymous". It should've stayed that way.

Now who knows, maybe since then it's become the greatest thing since Apatow bread rom-com wise, but.... this was by FAR the worst screenplay I read in my time at Elevation. Maybe actually just the worst screenplay I ever read; Eli Roth's Hostel 2 and Lady in the Water combined got nothing on this. The plot is literally so atrocious and so convoluted you need a weed-whacker just to stick with it, the "humor" is crude at best and at worst mean and rotten and totally unjustifiable by any means of humanity, and the characters make you want to kill yourself at the possibility that there are actually people like this out there.


Big grrrrrrrrr that this is getting made. Now, as I said, maybe it will turn out to be good, or at least tolerable, but... if it's anything like that script, I advise anyone with 2 brain cells to rub together to *stay away, walk away sir, never happened*. Seriously.




The day I follow Aubrey Hale Clayton on a wet deck - that day, I cut my throat.