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I can not express the hate I have for this movie.

posted 13 years ago by JudastheFallen
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Not very often will I come on to a message board to bash a movie .. but this one takes the cake.

I really can't think of much say positive about it except Quaid, Parks, and the guy who played Zartan.

Duke really annoyed me... supposed to be a seasoned vet not some 22 year old kid.

Don't get me started on the rest The Baroness, Mindbender aka Cobra Comander.

For the love is all that is Holly please let Bruce Willis and Dwayne Johnson be able to save the next one.

I know I shouldn't but I take it personal when horrible movies piss all over my child hood.

aka

GI Joe Rise of Cobra
Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull
Aliens vs Predator
Star Wars Episode 1-3
Mortal Combat 2
Street Fighter

[–] vancod 13 years ago

I simply cannot believe there are not more posts in this forum expressing what an utter turd this movie turned out to be.

It was absolutely the worst thing I've subjected myself to since "Where the Wild Things Are"

The fact that it has (at present) 5.7 stars is merely another indicator of the general decline of civilization.

[–] unclefishbits-1 13 years ago

I basically make fun of people who go to message boards to bash on a film, but a) this deserves it, and b) I am shocked there isn't *more* bashing. Anyhoo.... I am with you guys. The trailer for the new one looks quite good, actually. The trailer for Rise of Cobra did NOT. So... maybe it can be resurrected. Johnson as Gung Ho is killer.

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