I'm catching a plot hole/impossibility of physics every two minutes
I grew up watching G.I. Joe cartoons as a kid and I appreciate the attempt but damn, this was horrible.
I mean, if an Escalade gets broadsided by a speeding train (a speeding train that runs right through the center of Paris, apparently), it's probably not going to fly straight up into the air.
Awww, forget it. This is the ultimate 'turn your brain off' action flick.
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