AKA
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
also known as
GI Joe: Nerd Rage in a Can
GI Joe: Eccleston left Doctor Who for this?
GI Joe: Give Cover Girl more scenes!
GI Joe: See it for Snake Eyes
GI Joe: Revenge of the Fallen wasn't really that bad
GI Joe: Lots of CG and explosions
Anybody else?
Brother Maynard, bring forth the holy hand grenade!