Action Postcard
This visually entertaining live-action adaptation of the paramilitary fantasy-adventure franchise adequately delivers on the main points of "G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero" (Hasbro):
1. terrorism must be challenged with teamwork
2. rogue armies make us afraid of human frailty
3. democracy is not easy to praise
If you're into comic books, war stories, American folk tales, and action-adventure films, then "G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra" (2009) will make you feel more giddy about junk food vending.
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