If my fkin ex-wife ...
Paraphrasing the dude, if my fkin ex-wife asked me to pay for her fkin dead boyfriend's fkin funeral I'd tell her to go fk herself.
The protagonist of this movie has to be the biggest pushover in movie history. I both pitied him and hated him at the same time. Through the whole film I wanted to slap him round the face and tell him to grow a pair of balls. He'd be so much happier if he learnt to stand up for himself and put people in their place once in a while. I guess that's a major theme of the movie, what will happen if you're a pushover.