Difficult to believe this is the same director as the remake of Dawn of the Dead
I thought Dawn of the Dead was one of the best zombie movies ever to come down the pike for reasons too numerous to mention here, and conversely, Army of the Dead was one of the very worst for so many reasons it would take a book to go into them.
•“Alpha” zombies that can impregnate each other? Give me a break.
•They hire a safe cracker, but the guy they’re busting into the safe for has the combination!
•A character is within shouting distance able to warn the others of treachery but she doesn’t.
•Weird glowing blue eyed robot zombies.
•If all they needed was a zombie head all they had to do was send in a team to do that then leave - no need for the whole safe cracking nonsense.
•Speaking of which, nearly 4,000 lbs of $100 bills they’re supposed to fit in an old rusty helicopter alongside their own doomed ass’s.
•They’re about to get nuked in 20 minutes and they spend 30 minutes getting out of there, monologuing and what not.
•The head zombie is back at the casino yet somehow manages to jump on his magic zombie horse and arrives across town at the same time as the helicopter
•Heating up a zombie hand to lure another into a trap ‘cause it’s the heat they like - well, it’s really hot outside so I guess they stay busy attacking each other.
•Helicopters that explode with fire so bad they require an extinguisher that then fly fine with no repair necessary.
•Zombie tigers but no zombie squirrels or rabbits or rats or …
•Climbing out of a hole at ground zero but no radiation to worry about.
•Being bitten but taking nearly a day to even realize it or to start to zombify when everybody else changes in a matter of minutes.
It just goes on and on.
This wasn’t a movie, it was an embarrassment.