Things I learned from Army of the Dead (Helicopter version)

It's so much stuff to choose from I thought I'd just make fun of the things related to the helicopter

1. I learned that old crusty helicopters can catch on fire internally, yet can be fixed without any parts.
2. I learned that old crusty helicopters are so silent and stealth that people on a roof top would think they were left behind.
3. I learned that it's ok to stand around and listen to someone giving a speech in a helicopter when a nuke is about to be dropped and a horde of zombies are on your trail.
4. I learned that when a helicopter crash lands and falls into many pieces only the main female protagonist can escape with only a few scratches.
5. Speaking of crashes, I learned that other characters can just disappear from a helicopter crash without being heard from again.