British Chicks are HOT!!!
Especially the F@cking accent. I live in Canada, and the UK scene is not that huge unfortunately, but whenever I hear a British chick on transit talking I am like that's the sh!t
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aww mate you have to be kidding!! i spent a bit of time in Canada when i was in the forces and i cudnt beleive all the nice looking lasses that were kicking about there. was a bit of a disapointment to come home to all the pasty fat English birds we always seem to get.
Im from leeds same as the main girl in the film and i have to tell u to find 3 girls as good looking as the film potrays would be a *beep* miracle
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When I was in England all the hot girls were from other countries. Such as Serbia, Chech Republic, Russia, Croatia and so on. The more war torn the country, the hotter the woman seemed to be.
The woman in England were as stated above "white, pasty, chubby."
Perhaps this is why my ancestors left so very long ago?
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this is another good point. In England they have jacked up teeth. Don't really know why? Maybe the water? Maybe not having a "MICKY" D's on every corner. Maybe it's the scones? Or drinking to much damn tea and eating digestibles (cookies to Americans). Whatever the case it doesn't help the situation. Chubby, white as a ghost, and now add a jacked grill to the equation. Yikes.
Perhaps this is the reason for the drug use? If I was going to throw pipe into a chubby, white, snaggle tooth whore, I suppose I would went to drop some E as well.
and out of all the hostels, clubs and pubs I went to, I didn't find a girl I liked until I was staying in Cambridge. She was a red headed Irish girl who came in and changed the sheets to my bed. I think it was the accent though to be honest. She was a cutie.
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I had an great time in England. Better time in Amsterdam and Germany, but not your countries fault really.
I was in Cambridge (a college town)and it was summer time. I think it was like 90 out or something. Anyway, this girl rolls by me wearing a midriff shirt with a belly button ring. I caught a glint of steel of the jewelry as it was being swallowed up by her pasty, flabby belly. I couldn't stop laughing. I thought, these people spend much of their time wrapped up under coats and heavy clothing due to rain or cold weather. Hence the vampire like apperance. But also the chunky flab they carry would keep them warm in the cold winters. It made sense to me as every morning I saw nobody jogging or being physical in any way. If there was a runner on the street he or she was an American. Just about everytime.
I never said drug use was prevelent in England? I just stated to have sex with some of the women I saw over there I would need to be in an altered state of mind. Who doesn't love drugs?
Also, I am from Arizona. And over here when someone English gets off the plane, we watch them melt like ice cream in the streets. In fact, it may be a sport out here.
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Sounds like somebody needs a good deep DP? I have lied about nothing, only told you facts and observations from my persoanl experience. And now it seems I needed to be in a hot spot to find "hot" girls like some kind of anal flare up. I was at the college studying in an extended stay in Europe and I saw nothing that yanked my fancy. Other than women of other origins who happened to be in your country. They were esqusite. Very eye catching.
And by the way, it's not skin cancer Europe has to worry about, it's lung cancer. People smoke like it's going out of style.
This guy from Arizona, sounds like a good guy. And is it wrong that I read your reply's with a Monty Python British accent?
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So we are no longer friends? I thought we had a good thing going? Does this mean we can't date? Is this a "It's you thing" and not me thing?
I seemed to have a hit a cord with SisterSludge? Perhaps my wit was too much for her to bare? For a girl who can drop acid and bungee jump she sure can't take criticism of her country.
My thoughts about what I experienced while I was there is all very genuine. Regardless of whether you believe in them or not, they are fact as I experienced them. You really can't argue someone elses experience.
Just as I don't argue the fact that Arizonians sound like Texans. Maybe we do? I only know what I sound like to myself, what I sound like to others is a mystery and will always remain so. In Germany they called us "Englanders," thinking that, since we were speaking English, we must come from England. I could have explained in German that we were from America; but why? The closest continent to them that speaks english is England. Makes sense. Why ruin their little world?
I had good times in England staying at St. Chad's dorm. I only point out the comical things I witnessed while over across the pond. Who cares who could wipe out who in a war? We are all dead eventually, why hasten the fact?
As for the rapist you knew. To his victims he would be a monster, but to his mother he is a son. Everything comes full circle.
A misguided individual who may be more guided than he appears.
Cambridge university graduate, huh? you remember that England isn't a continent, right? nor is the Island called England - it's called the United Kingdom - perhaps it's your own little World as well that needs to be adjusted, not just that of the Germans?
i'm not that angry at you, but i'd prefer you didn't generalise British women. i could, by your reason, exclaim that Americans are all fat, chicken guzzling nut jobs, akin to the many i met in Harlem, the Bronx and Brooklyn. you visited, by the sounds of it, just Cambridge which is not at all a bad place but it is common for no ambitious or pretty person to live there - it's tiny and serves only as a university town and there is nothing there for people unless they care to study. For this reason you should go to Liverpool, Newcastle Edinburgh, London, Bristol, Brighton and the many other cities that cater to more than just students where you will very likely find good looking girls.
i know you entered into the slanging match just to wind up SSludge but please don't offend others while you are at it.
So i apologise for what i said at the beginning of the post. i'm keeping it there, however because i want to get a sly dig in.
sorry
My teenage ansgt has a body count
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Brit Girls are top-notch. Period.
I'm Italian, and you know what? After two years and a half in Britain (Scotland, actually, and rain it's not a big deal after a while you get used to it:-)..) I unfortunately had to go back to my country..well there's no Italian sun or food, or tanning shade that would make me change my mind: I miss the UK and I'd go back there any minute.
PS: God bless "analyse" spelled with an "S" and "colour" spelled with a "U".
Plus, nobody can actually see my "pants" when I walk around town :-)
"Tout s'achete. L'amour, l'art, la planète terre, vous, moi...surtout moi"
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DigestIVES, not digestibles, old bean.
And what on earth are jacked up teeth? I don't believe we have them over here. Jacked up cars, definitely, where the naughty little council house monkeys have nicked the tyres, but jacked up teeth? Blimey!
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This thread is way short of the mark. I've seen Woman in Germany that would frighten the kiddies away, Woman in Sweden that would make you think you'd died and gone to heaven, and some of the most beautiful woman I've ever seen on this planet were in my own home town of Whitley Bay or Newcastle.
Trying to tar everybody with the same brush is pointless as there's good and bad wherever you go.......even Leeds :) You just have to look...!!!
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"'Jacked up teeth' - I'm English and the 'jacked up teeth' stereotype is accurate. Unless you're the rich offspring of Mr. Hedge Fund who lives on Sloane Square and pays a plastic surgeon a monthly subscription, all English people have rubbish teeth. In the United States, Flouride is put in tap water, in England it isn't. "
Seriously you must have pulled that one right out of your arse, England has no flouride? Research your stuff first. All im going to say is i know for a FACT that the west midlands where i live is one of the few known regions to have flouride in the water, at least in most areas. In fact according to one of the sites below we might have too much. I thought you would have known this since you claim to be English, obviously im not expecting you know everything about this country, i certainly dont, but if you are going to comment on it get the facts straight.
Sources: http://www.water.org.uk/home/policy/positions/fluoridation
http://www.highbeam.com/doc/1G1-60868661.html
http://www.dentalhealthwestmidlands.nhs.uk/
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Actually it took 2 minutes of searching on google to find these but hey if you want to try and play the patronising *beep* go ahead. I just pointed out how you were wrong no need to take it personally just take it. Dont moan and argue and try to save face when there clearly isnt any face that needs saving.
Such a shame and i thought we could have a decent exchange here.
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lol i wasnt refuting that XD.
shareall valid points raised across the board. however one cannot possibly generalise by "looking under the microscope" of where they've lived or had experiences. by analogy, if aliens flew a few feet above the Arizona desert (going back one colourful poster's place of origin) the conversation would be:
alien 1: "huh! seems like a desert planet. how boring"
alien 2: "you're right Bob, let's report back to HQ and get the Hell out of here"
conclusion: Earth is nothing but a desert planet
and one final thing: it's all in the eye of the beholder (or should that be beer-holder?) who is one person to say someone is "hot" and pass judgement on someone's who's not "hot"?
stop being so judgemental and superficial
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Yeah well - Leeds - says it right there .
That which does not Kill me makes me Stranger . . .
Funniest. Thread. EVER.
I could be as snarky as anyone on either side of this. . .argument? Is that what it is? But let's return to Reality for a minute. I've been REALLY lucky; and traveled Extensively, and can tell you for a FACT:
British Chicks are HOT.
American Chicks are HOT.
Japanese Chicks are HOTTTTT.
Brazilian Chicks are OMG INSANELY HOT.
Croatian Chicks are Ridiculously Hot, but insane.
Russian Chicks are HOT, but confusing (I know, I know. . .all chicks are)
Are you getting the idea?
Quit playin'. I have yet to go to a Single country, and not see Many Many boom bangin' women. Now, maybe they always know I'm on my way, and trot out the best and the brightest. . .but I kind of doubt it.
FWIW, the best place in the world for women? New York City. Simply because the Whole World comes there. . .you'll see a little bit of Everything.
Thus endeth the rant.
You get good looking people and not so good looking people in every single country in the world! Let's leave it at that.
Btw, I am British, and I may be pale, but I'm not pasty or chubby haha.
I agree Candlelight, but why is being pale associated by some of these people with being unnatractive?
Not everyone wants the "You've been Tango-ed" look.
In my opinion pale can be just as beautiful.
Keira Knightley for example. British, beautiful and pale.
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British Chicks are HOT!!! Well yeah, some of them are. I mean, my grandmother's British and she's nothing to write home about, but there's some sexy ladies in the UK alright. The thing is, there's attractive women in every country (and, subjectively, ugly ones too). I don't think you can say that women of any particular nationality are all gorgeous. Last time I was in the England I came across plenty of promising types, and that was in drab, working-class Birmingham, not 'swinging' London. I saw plenty of hogs too (sorry Nan). I agree with the last couple of posters - pale can be sexy. You know, not sick-pale, not see-through, but just naturally pale, beautiful women. Rachel Weisz, for instance. Scrumptious.
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They're just slutty and young - that's the only thing they have going for them, otherwise they're completely plain.
You should go to any student town, you'd be in heaven at this rate!
That's two things.
shareI spent the summer working out in Magaluf selling shots, and a Scottish girl asked me "Are you English?" and when I said I was she said "Oh...you're really pretty though."
I asked why she said that and she shrugged and said "English girls aren't normally pretty!" Just thought I'd add that to this little discussion!
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