If DC made the MCU...
We'd have got:
- Iron Man
- Iron Man v Captain America: Civil War
- (a bad version of) GOTG
- Thor
- The Avengers.: Ultron.
Ha, ha, ha...
We'd have got:
- Iron Man
- Iron Man v Captain America: Civil War
- (a bad version of) GOTG
- Thor
- The Avengers.: Ultron.
Ha, ha, ha...
The first iron man wasn't too bad, but yea the rest were a bit dismal. I think dc should stick to solo movies for right now.
shareLooking in retrospective, Man of Steel is not as bad as the rest (sans WW), but the bad things it had were more than debated and signaled. WB/DC just ignored fans and kept with the bad stuff. So, I put my finger on crappy MoS for the failure of this cinematic universe. Only, and only, “Martha” is worse than “Tornadocide”.
sharelol. nice one.
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to be honest...We wouldnt have gotten anything...
Noway DC would have went forward with B and C list characters, no way they would have started with "Iron Man", "Thor" and "Cap"
WB for 20 + years only made either Batman or Superman Films and that mentally did not change until May 4th 2012 when The Avengers came out, Broke records and It then became undeniable that A Cinematic Universe was the way to go....
WB never at any point wanted to do a Cinematic universe or cared about other characters, They were 100% all in on Making Batman and Superman films set in their own universes....
So I truly can't Imagine a scenario where WB would have the thought,desire or Foresight to actually Make An "Iron Man" Movie, and if by some miracle they did, they certainly would not have cast RDJ....They would have Cast some Super A lister that they had to pay 20 Million upfront and The massive back end....
Man, after watching IW trailer, I couldn't agree more. They could have never got to this level.
shareIron Man would have sucked and been a crappy soulless remake of 1998's "Blade" -- copying the SAME tired plot but claiming to be "fresh and new" because Iron Man hunts down robots instead of vampires. The entire movie would have been dour, ultra serious and humorless.
Iron Man v Captain America: Dawn of A Vengeance would have also been ugly, bleak, ultra-somber, and lifeless. They'd also shoehorn in other Marvel characters in forced cameos that have nothing to do with the plot. Thor would show up for the final battle for no reason, when Captain America's super solider serum somehow turns a dead Peter Parker into Red Skull.
Guardians of the Galaxy would have a pointless cameo from Captain America, and play up how slutty Zoe Saldana is dressed the entire movie. The famous Marvel villain Magneto would be reduced to a supporting role and look nothing like his comic book counterpart, though it would get nominated for an Oscar for "Best Makeup" after show "Magnento" with giant magnets for hands.
Thor would get some good reviews and positive response from fans of norse mythology for giving them a role model on the big screen, and they'd use it as an excuse to make...
The Avengers: Ultron would be a huge mess where Ridley Scott has to step as director for reshoots after Michael Bay did most of the movie. They would create Iron Man's hair with CGI after the actor had to shave his head bald for another movie role. The Incredible Hulk would show up for the first time and have dark red skin because Michael Bay thought it looked "more badassy and represents just how ANGRY he is!" After the movie failed to break $100 million, Marvel fanboys would blame "superhero fatigue" for it tanking instead of the people who made the movie.
Ha, ha, ha... Thanks for the laughs! I have to say that your description of each movie is quite hilarious and so close to the reality that I can even see these scenes playing in my mind.
I can also clearely see the delusional DC fanboys on this site reading this thread and eating their own liver in rage...
I give those a standing ovation
shareSo glad they didn't. Would have been such a disaster. So many sequels that we liked would not exist, and many solo films would have been on the eternal back-burner. Also a guarantee Marvel would have made far less than what they're making now.
And if Zack Snyder were in charge as "the captain of the MCU universe", the movies would be so morose, with that unnecessary blue-silver filter on every movie that Zack loves putting all over his films. He needs to stop doing that.