The locked convertible
Did anyone else laugh when he booked the lady for parking the convertible in front of the fire hydrant? When she gave up trying to talk him out of issuing the ticket, she unlocked the car and got in, but it was a convertible and the roof was down. I couldn't help wondering why she bothered locking it.
When I said I wanted to be a comedian, they all laughed at me. Well, they're not laughing now!