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Fan Fiction of Conversations We Know Took Place

posted 8 years ago by MrCottonsParrot
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SPOILERS:

I would love to know how Walt persuaded Hector to blow himself up!

"Look Hector, I'm guessing you don't have much quality of life, so how do you fancy this idea...?" ... "And for god's sake don't ring that bell until it's time, because that's now the detonator!" lol!

Feel free to improve on this. It wouldn't be hard to do!

Also, I'd love to hear the full account of Jesse's confession video. I reckon that would be hilarious in places. And also the comments of the officers and family members who eventually saw it, if anyone fancies writing some of those!

What other conversations can you BB fans imagine taking place?

"Look at it this way; in a hundred years who's gonna care?"

[–] swolbach 8 years ago

I'll play.

Lydia at the doctor's office, after getting off the phone with Walt...

Lydia - "Please help me. I've been poisoned with ricin."

Doctor - "How did that happen?"

Lydia - "Well, this guy Heisenberg, he slipped it into a Stevia packet at the diner."

Doctor - "Why would he do that?"

Lydia - "It's a long story. Basically, he made this blue meth that I sold for him in Europe. We used to get along.. he even killed 10 guys in jail within 2 minutes, to keep our story safe. But he retired, and this Opie dead-eyed guy took over for him but he could barely reach 70% purity, which is nowhere near Heisenberg grade. So, anyway, he came back to town. I put a hit out on him, just to be careful, but apparently he used a turret gun, connected to a garage door opener, activated by his trunk remote, to take out Todd and his group of Nazis."

Doctor- "I'm sorry. I think you got the wrong doctor. The psychiatric office is down the hall."

Lydia - "Well...then could you do something for my coochie? That's a whole other story..."

[–] MrCottonsParrot 8 years ago

Both brilliant haha!

Oh it was a garage door mechanism, was it? I mustn't have been paying attention then. I did wonder how he made it so fast!

"Look at it this way; in a hundred years who's gonna care?"

[–] swolbach 8 years ago

Yeah, the one quick scene in the desert shows him working on it...mainly so we'll know what he has in store, so we'll know he needs to get the key for his plan to work.

A jumper cable powered garage door opener was the base, which just normally turns a sprocket. He replaced that with two bars (linkages) which created the back and forth oscilating motion. Not too far off from building a robot, as Jesse suggested, 3 seasons earlier.

[–] MrCottonsParrot 8 years ago

Yeah, the one quick scene in the desert shows him working on it...mainly so we'll know what he has in store, so we'll know he needs to get the key for his plan to work.

A jumper cable powered garage door opener was the base, which just normally turns a sprocket. He replaced that with two bars (linkages) which created the back and forth oscilating motion. Not too far off from building a robot, as Jesse suggested, 3 seasons earlier.

Thanks Swolbach,

I am often eating my dinner while watching, so if there's no dialogue I miss some visual stuff. I'm always having to rewind stuff I've missed, because collecting a cross-section of different foodstuffs on my fork is important!

I shall have to go back and watch that bit. But right now I'm engrossed in Better Call Saul!

...which I would not know about, if it were not for this message board. Loving it just as much as Breaking Bad.

"Look at it this way; in a hundred years who's gonna care?"

[–] swolbach 8 years ago

That's interesting. If I could only watch or listen, while doing something else, think I'd choose to listen.

[–] heisenberg12 8 years ago

When Skinny Pete and Badger take his Star Trek script out to a Hollywood agent and pitch it to them after financing it with Walt's laser beam payout.

Agent: "Now how are we going to market this in the franchise?"

Skinny Pete: "Simple, yo. You got Captain Kirk, Spock, Scottie. All the fans are gonna love seeing them-"

Badger: "And don't forget about Checkov".

Pete: "Hell yeah, we got Checkov in it too. This thing would sell, yo. Like blueberry pies."

[–] swolbach 8 years ago

Here's a flashback to Mike's youth, when he was just 18, before his cop days, back when he was in training to be a UPS driver. His first day on the job was to ride Shotgun with a quiet, regular driver who recently lost his partner. This might lend some insight to the development of Older Mike...

After spending the day making deliveries, watching the driver do his job...

(Young Mike) Look, don't you think it would be good if there was some back and forth communication here? You got me riding shotgun to every dark anal recess of the state...be nice if you clued me in a little.......I mean I'm here to do a job, right? And, I mean, like, if I'm the guy, you should just tell me what the hell's up.

(UPS Driver, after pulling the truck over) YOU, are not the guy...you're not capable of being the guy. I had a guy, but now I don't...YOU, are not the guy!

(Young Mike) Then what the hell am I doing here?

(UPS Driver) I don't know, it's not my call. I just do what I'm told...and now you're going to do what you're told - which is to sit here, shut up, and stay in the van til we finish our pickups...GOT IT?!?

Young Mike quit his UPS job that day and joined the police academy...and the rest is history.