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Breaking Back to School - What have you learned?

posted 8 years ago by swolbach
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Learned a few things from BB, in various subjects:

CHEMISTRY: That chemistry is the study of transformation...and that Wi is not an element (Wire).

MATH: A plus douchebag and a minus douchebag can equal, like zero douchebags.

BIOLOGY: Ebola is a West African virus that causes your intestines to fall out of your ass.

HISTORY: That after further research, Robert Ford shot Jesse James, but that didn't make him Jesse James. And then there's DB Cooper.

ENGLISH: Various terms, such as Benjies, Fat Stacks, Queen for a Day, and Schwag.

ART: That you can go to Santa Fe in search of vagina paintings.

HOME ECONOMICS: Though desirable with many meals, dipping sticks are not always the answer.

GEOGRAPHY: Who wouldn't be inspired to make a trip from Albuquerque to El Paso, Mexico, New Hampshire, Czech Republic, then ending in Belize.

Learn anything?

[–] InglouriousSister 8 years ago

ECONOMICS: Buying a nail salon is the first step in successful money laundering.

SPANISH: Just mumble something that sounds kind of like it, and you'll be understood. Except in El Paso.

Combined CHEMISTRY/HOME EC: Acid, water and egg results in mayonnaise.

Do you even know what honor is?
- A horse.

[–] lief_peterson 8 years ago

MUSIC: Don't wail on an electric guitar when someone's tryin to do business, bitch!

SHOP: If you're going to build a wooden box, make sure its the best you can do. If you choose to sell the box, you should be able to trade it for an ounce of weed.

SCIENCE: Never mistake minerals for rocks. God damn it Marie!!