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100 things I learnt from Dead Mary....(spoilers)

posted 17 years ago by gayla_wright
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I've seen this on other films, so I'll start off...

1. Dead Mary infects her victims so that they become arrogant insult throwing zombies who's main aim in their new life is to be burnt alive.

2. Pouring gasoline over your dead friends and setting them on fire is a much better idea than using it in the car and getting the *beep* out of there!

3. Once you're in your late 20's you should always make quip remarks about how young your friends girlfriend is at 22, however, NO ONE is too old to play dead (bloody) mary.

4. If you happen to break up with your girlfriend on the way to a friends retreat for the weekend, you will die.

5. If you have sex with the above mentioned ex girlfriends best friend you will get eaten.

6. If you discover your ex boyfriends body and it starts talking, instead of asking him if he's ok first, run at him with a shovel and smash it in his face. It's much easier to think of zombie monstors than your horrible ex actually surviving.

hehe

[–] Voridor 17 years ago

7, In the event somebody comes running in the house scared saying I just saw one of our friends get killed and the murderer is right in front of us, Lock this girl in the closet don't think for a second she might be right.

8, In the event of a Dead Mary takeover, simply cut off your hand and you will be believed to not be infected

9, Camping in the woods always leads to either a Super Human Serial Killer (whose super powers somehow come from a troubled childhood) or some kind of ghost

10, If you decide to go camping pack flares with you

11, Never watch a movie called Dead Mary

[–] shaggy61 17 years ago

12. If you have a buddy named "Ted" who organizes the get-together and never shows up, don't blame him for all the carnage. He's just another victim of bad writing.

13. When an evil spirit possesses your dead friend and accuses your other friend of banging your wife, believe everything the evil spirit said and immediately beat up your still-living friend, even though you cheated on your wife many times.

14. When confronted by proof of the supernatural for the first time in your life, worry only about the important things like your wife's infidelity.

15. When someone urges everyone to calm down and stop fighting, start spewing obscenities at her.

16. When the cars don't start, don't think about walking out until it's night time and raining.

17. A movie about "Dead Mary" doesn't really have to be about "Dead Mary." It could be about a mutated virus that raises the dead.

18. Watch this movie for the cast, which is actually pretty good, even though the plot makes no sense.

[–] gayla_wright 17 years ago

19: Never befriend anyone called 'Ted'. They tend to be flakey.

[–] jamesroo 16 years ago

19 does does not make a 100 i believe.i think u are the spoiler.

[–] gayla_wright 16 years ago

I'm sorry I ruined you day.
Please accept my humble apologies that your IMDB experience was not all it could be.
I grovel and beg forgiveness
PPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEE

What can I say, I guess Dead Mary just doesn't have the same followers as other poor films. This may say a lot in itself.

By the way while you're at it, can you add my name to the "where are my damn stars and bucks?!" on the Starbucks petition.

Much appreciated.
:)

[–] bmeers-1 16 years ago

Dear gayla wright

Awesome!

I was feeling very angry after seeing this particularly stupid film and your post made all the bad feeling go away (point 6 was my favourite). Thanks for making me laugh.

[–] jennii_dawn 16 years ago

20. What the Dead Mary parasite really wants is for you to stop hitting them in the face with 'goddamn garden tools.'

21. If forced to protect yourself while along in the woods, split up to look for weapons.

22. When no said weapons are found, try creating your own out of sharp objects and duct tape.

23. Apparently, when infected with the Dead Mary parasite, you have the ability to climb walls, probably much like spiderman, so you can get into your room and change your bloody clothes.

24. As hinted at several times during the last half of the movie, Dead Mary is going to be the cause of an apocalypse.

25. Dead Mary is actually kind of choosy. She only infected Eve, even though a person when into the bathroom before and after her.

[–] Rob_P 16 years ago

26. You will never get back 103 minutes of your life...

27. A quiet deserted camp site with a creepy legend is the best place for three girls and three guys to start testing the creepy legend rather than just shutting up, enjoying weed, beer and getting laid. Good job Ted didn't turn up... he'd have been on his own ;-)

What a load of £$%&*. Maybe I can sell the DVD on-line for more than I paid for it... it'll be some comfort. My bad, I should have read to the end of the summary on the box. I could have saved myself $5.

[–] maia_sayet 16 years ago

28. When left alone, three trendy men in their late twenties sit around sipping margaritas in fancy glasses and talking about their relationships.

29. Apocalypse zombies are drama whores.

30. Dominique Swain looks terrible as a blonde.

[–] xmetalgod 14 years ago

31. when smoking bud with friends, stand there for a half hour smoking it to yourself, don't offer anyone else a hit, only hand it to them if they hold their hand out, jesturing for the joint.