A few musings on how I think the ending could have been improved...
I started watching True Blood when it first aired on HBO. I quit watching it live after season 4. Recently, I decided to finally go back and finish the entire damn thing, so I had a two week marathon where I watched all seven seasons in a row and, ugh, I did not enjoy that ending. From what I read after watching it, I was glad to see I wasn't alone. Here's a few ways I would have preferred it to have gone:
• Sookie should have ended up with either Bill, Eric, or Sam. Hell, even the wolfman would have been fine (especially if we're going with the whole "she's gotta have babies to feel alive!" nonsense). As long as it was someone out of the choices we'd been given. I'm fairly certain, judging by all of the negative audience reactions, that this isn't even a subjective opinion. It would have definitely made the show better no matter which of these men she chose (I was rooting for Bill, since he'd finally become somewhat likable again, but, seriously, either of the other three would have been fine). Having her end up with a random, white, supposedly human guy didn't appear to be in tune with any message the show had previously tried to instill in us, either. Where once it was about embracing the differences between everyone and fighting for your true love at all costs, in the end it suddenly became about fitting in and being normal, even if you have to sacrifice your true love and wind up with a homogeneous nobody to do so. I mean... wtf?
• Sookie gets turned into a vampire. Why not? I was sort of expecting this to happen the entire time, seeing as though it would have been a necessity to keep her vampire relationships going for more than 50 years. This appeared to be an especially obvious idea after it was established that she could help vamps walk in the sun. If Sookie had turned, she would have become a super vamp like Warlow, who could even help her vampire boyfriend walk in the sun with her (via her blood).
• If the writers were intent on Bill dying, then at least go about it in a different method. Maybe one that's even slightly consistent with the past 7 seasons. It always seemed to me that True Blood had a pretty firm focus on how it was okay to be different, weird, and how segregation just wasn't cool. Yet the entire theme with Bill's death appeared to be a quest for Sookie to live a "normal" life, without a vampire getting in the way. Why? Because a vampire can't have babies, apparently. Nevermind that neither can any of the other vampire/human couples on the show. Nor can any homosexual couples, for that matter. And some people don't even want babies. Yet, according to Bill's suicide mission, babies are apparently the only essential thing on earth that are worth living for; conquering even the deepest love between a woman and a man (or a vamp). Perhaps my opinion on this would be slightly more understanding if Sookie had spent even a modicum of time in past seasons complaining about how not having babies was a big problem for her. But she never did that. In fact, she seemed to happily jump into one vampire fling after another — knowing children would never come from it — without giving babies a second thought. Even if this weren't the case, however, she could have adopted. To me, Bill's death (if it had to happen) would have been much better served if he'd either:
1.) Not gotten the cure for Hep V in time and wound up dying from it,
2.) If there never had been a cure for it and he died from it,
3.) If he killed himself before hearing about there being a cure,
4.) If he'd died in the act of saving Sookie one last time (sort of cliche, but so is a random wedding during the series final of a TV series),
5.) If he'd never even mentioned anything about his death being for Sookie's "normal life", and instead proclaimed something about how tired of living he's become after over one hundred years (this, too, would be lame and inconsistent with the rest of the series, though). Or hey, how about his motive for death being that he felt he deserved it after turning into a monstrous killing machine in the previous seasons,
Pretty much anything other than that pointless death of a main character would have been better. There were simply too many problems to find in this. For another example, how about the irony that Bill died to help Sookie be happy by, ipso facto, causing her to live the remainder of her life with the devastating knowledge that she was the cause of that death. What sense does this make? Now her one true love is dead, she has to live with the burden of both giving him Hep V and staking him, and she's now forced to live with the undoubtedly traumatic memory of having seen the man she loves literally explode right in front of her. And we're supposed to believe this is going to make her live a happier life? If it does, then it really makes Sookie seem like an awful human being. If it doesn't, then it makes Bill seem equally awful. If anyone with half a brain bothers to sit down and analyze this plot line, they'll immediately see one flaw after another in it. It just didn't work in so many ways and shouldn't have happened.
• Actually, how about have Eric die instead. Yeah, yeah. I know. All the gals like him and want him with Sookie. But, honestly, his more sinister ways really wouldn't have worked well with Sookie's goody-two-shoes character in the long run. Perhaps having him die to save Bill (for Sookie's sake) would have been a much more powerful outcome in the end. Because, honestly, Bill and Sookie just fit better and this would have been a great redemption for Eric while simultaneously acting as proof of how good and selfless he really was underneath it all.
• Just have Sookie knock Hoyt's memories back into his glamoured head like she's done with so many other glamoured characters. While it's okay having a glammored character show up and re-fall in love with someone he used to be enamoured with (a la, letting us know how true love can't be stopped no matter how much you try), it's sort of ridiculous to have him just suddenly marry the girl who he only remembers from one night prior. Not to mention having a guy (Jason) who he remembers nothing about as his best man at their wedding (a wedding filled only with people who he either doesn't remember or hasn't heard from in over a year; or however long it was). A simple un-glammoring would have at least made this silly part of the episode slightly more tolerable, as far as believability goes. As it is, though, in Hoyt's POV, he's marrying someone he doesn't know, accepting that he's best friends with a guy he just met, leaving his girlfriend alone in a strange town without a second thought, and doing so all after his mother died — and he's being strangely cool with all of this. It just makes zero sense.
• Better yet, how about we just do away with the wedding scene all together. I don't know about anyone else, but I kept looking at the clock during this entire ceremony, knowing this was the last episode and getting very frustrated by how much time it was eating into. Don't get me wrong, I was all in with the Jessica and Hoyt reunion (regardless of how forced in it was), but this was the last episode. C'mon. All that time could have been much better spent.
• This is kind of a shallow point that isn't really important at all, but I can't help but voice how distracted I was by the fact that Eric suddenly had the body of The Hulk this season. I didn't like it. It was weird and I couldn't stop noticing it. So I would have preferred the actor to have saved his body building for at least the end of filming. I dunno. Maybe I'm just weird.
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