Favourite Line/Scene?
Anyone?
pivot PIVOT shut up, shut up, SHUT UP!!!!!
For some reason, the part with the wine bottles in the beginning had me ROFL. Everytime I think about it, I crack up lol
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"What to you think this is?"
"A tape recorder."
"No, it only looks like a tape recorder. It's actually a pen."
"So you can write with it, and no one will know?"
"Bingo."
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"A crime scene is waiting. Oh excuse me (to Vincenzo) 'el scene-o de crime-o.' "
"That is not Italian. And I do speak English."
"Oh really? Prove it."
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"Look, his medal of honor absorbed the bullet!"
"Not really. The bullet richocheted off and killed the waiter."
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"That gun is pointless, there are 4 of us and you only have 4 bullets left"
shareI don't think any of it was that funny at all. The only thing that really made me laugh was jojoba! But you could tell that was probably more steve martin than the screen play writers.
"I'd like a cup of tea, or a large bottle of brandy"~ Albus Dumbledore
The black berets scene (sorry if I say the wrong color, don't remember; black or green?)
shareI thought it was hilarious when he called the pope "Mr. Pope".As if.
shareMy favourite scene is when he is in the office with the politically correct Miss Berenger (Lily Tomlin) and she gives him a scenario of a female secretary dropping a pencil. His facial expressions reacting to that scenario crack me up every time.
sharewhen john cleese shows up with a girl
dreyfuss:Do you know Mrs Dreyfuss
waiter: yes
dreyfuss: good tell me as soon as she arrives
When talking with the pope:
- I went out to admire Lord's work. The moon that night was so beautiful.
- We're picking up on something. You're a very spiritual man, aren't you?
- So, you have no reason to steal the ring?
- I own the ring.
- So, you wanted to sell the ring so you could live in a biiig fancy house?
*the pope motioning to the huge halls of the Vatican*
- I kind of do.
To his love interest:
- You're like a brother to me.
- Clouseaus is the greatest detective in the world.
- His mind is sharper than all of us combined.
- Should we tell him?
- Absolutely not.
Miss Berenger
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The restaurant dance.. Placing his bums against Jeremy irons.. LOL