This film had one pretty great sequence true to the stories.

I think the best part of the movie was the first ten minutes, from Conan's dramatic birth to his killing of the band of Picts during his rite of passage race. These sequences showed real promise and had me both excited and impressed. From there it went downhill like rolling *beep* Although an omen of what was to come could have been the opening sequence with Morgan Freaking Freeman doing the narration. I felt like I was about to see The Shawshank Barbarian.

Pub of Anarchy? All Conan ever did was quest for his crown and glory in the stories.

Felt to me like the abandoned story lines as they went along. Almost like they had four different people write ten minutes at a time and threw it all together.. Some parts were great others cartoonish at best.

The giant octopus-like monster scene was spot on too! Also, the angry look in Conan's eyes and wicked grin remind me a lot of the comics I've grown reading too.

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Obadiah Obadiah, Jah Jah sent us here to catch vampire

you got the nekkid b!tches part right. Everything else about the movie is wasted.

Later, he celebrates in an anarchy pub with naked bitches and gets into a feat of strength with his boy. He's out classed