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WOOW this movie is SOOO COOOOOL!!

posted 12 years ago by kevdor
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Where to begin..

The main 12 year old protagonist is So strong that he can wield his 2hand sword like it's made of paper while a full grown woman has to tow it !! Plus he can swim with it no problem!

he is SOOO INTENSE that when he bashes the head of an enemy in the SNOW blood splatters all over the place!!

Archers dont just fire a hail or arrows before the warriors charge in battle, they wait for them to be engaged in melee combat and THEN fire, dying in combat is glorious, even if it's from your own men!!

The head of the evil army has à DOUBLE BLADE!! This is the COOLEST weapon I've ever seen, every villain should have one of those!!

Real men dont hide behind metal like puss!£s, plastic armors rule!

Real savages make animal sounds, it doesnt make much sense but who cares as long as they look badass!

When our Big badass hero flees from the villain by sea, he wont try to reach shore like a coward, he sails as slow as possible to make sure his oponent catches up and fights like a man, the enemy Will only send a sloop with 5 or 6 men instead of a fleet anyway!!

This is Amazing! I am flabbergasted by this masterpiece and the producers really deserve credit for the originality and I'm sure they are proud, making money of of the old movie is just a bonus... everybody should buy it, now !

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[–] ttaskmaster 12 years ago

Yes?
Conan 2011 Haters Club? Yes, it's here. I'm afraid there's a queue to get in, though. You'll find the joining end down there...

No no, right down there. No, keep going past the Starbucks. No, further than that, too. Actually, it's kinda past the State line... and the next one... and the one after that... TBH, you might want to just fly down to the Falkland Islands and try there.

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[–] grrrdevin 12 years ago

I can't tell if this is an adolescent moron raised on video games or a deftly crafted satire of adolescent morons raised on video games.

"I've been living on toxic waste for years, and I'm fine. Just ask my other heads!"

[–] kevdor 12 years ago

The latter ... I tought it was pretty obvious

[–] ttaskmaster 12 years ago

What?
You were being sarcastic??!!

DAMN you, Kevdor... On the strength of your amazing review there, I just went out and bought over a thousand copies for all my Farcebook and MySpace friends, along with twelve Blu-Ray copies for myself as backup, in case I lost the DVD... !!

I demand compensation for your highly misleading statements and your omission of a lengthy disclaimer in which you explain unequivocally that you were being sarcastic. You will hear from my lawyer... when I find one who'll actually take the case on, that is!

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[–] kevdor 12 years ago

My deepest apologies :)

[–] ttaskmaster 12 years ago

Did you want a copy as well?
I have a thousand or so going spare - Everyone sent them back, for some reason... :-)

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[–] kevdor 12 years ago

I'm afraid that I will be tempted to buy one thousand TVs so I can watch them all at the same time because it's so great that one just isnt enough!

I'll have to pass

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[–] ttaskmaster 12 years ago

Buy the TVs and put them all together to make one BIG TV and then we can all watch it.... from space! :-D

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