100 Things I Learned from DEATH SENTENCE
1) If you have your throat slashed open with a machete, you will able to talk and will not bleed to death for at least an hour.
2) If your son has had his throat cut, and you are the only person around, by all means stand there and scream for help instead of calling an ambulance.
3) If you are apprehended by the police after being struck by a car while fleeing the scene of a double homicide, you will put in a police line up because they can't be sure you were involved.
4) You can follow the gang that killed your son from the courthouse all they way back to their apartment, and they will never notice you are directly behind them.
5) No one will suspect a man in a suit, waiting in a luxury car for hours in the bad side of town.
6) The police will not investigate the murder of a street criminal just released the day before for murder. They will certainly not suspect the father.
7) If you want to teach your criminal son a lesson, sell a *beep* load of guns to the man who's trying to kill him -- but don't tell him where to find him, because you love him.
8) When storming a criminal hideout, it is best to do so through the front door carrying a shotgun with two rounds in it.
9) When you escape from the hospital, the police will be unable to track down a man who is on foot and wearing a hospital gown.
10) They will also not be looking for your car, so feel free to drive it during your quest for revenge.
11) Finally, they won't even show up at your house until after you've safely stumbled home.
12) Female cops are unusually sympathetic.
13) If you get shot in the leg, you can stand on it long enough to kill empty a full clip on two men, walk over to a bench, and sit down.
14) If you are shot in the neck, you will not bleed to death until you stumble home and watch some home movies.