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And what have we learned today kids?

posted 9 years ago by Thrillseeker303
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1. When you shoot a man, always check to see if there aren't any kids standing behind him first.
2. When the war between black and white people begins, it's in your best interest to choose the side of the Vietnamese.
3. Bruges really looks like a fokkin fairytale or something.
4. Dwarves become suicidal when you call them midgets.
5. When you're trying to get laid with a Belgian girl, just try not to isult her home town and refrain from telling Belgian jokes and you'll do fine.
6. Harry hates inanimate objects and loves children.
7. Crack makes you say crazy sh*t
8. Only punch a woman in the face when she comes at you with a bottle (a bottle is a deadly weapon).
9. There are no bowling alleys in Bruges and nooks and crannies are called "alcoves".
10. You can get a better price for your pussy in Bruges.

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[–] chipblue45 9 years ago

Brilliant!

[–] MoviemanCin 9 years ago

Excellent! And here are a few more........

11. Don't come at Ray with a gun with fokkin blanks.
12. The Belfort is rubbish.
13. If you take a canal boat ride in Bruges you'll see a dog sleeping in a window.
14. Never heet a Canadian in a restaurant.
15. Dwarfs like prostitutes.
16. Harry has an anger management issue.
17. Ken really likes travel.
18. Ray does not.
19. They have gay beer in Bruges.
20. Ray is originally from Iceland.
21. You can't sell horse tranquilizer to a midget.
22. Some lollipop men know karate.
23. A lot of midgets commit suicide.
24. Museums in Bruges have funny names.
25. Ray hates history.

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[–] Thrillseeker303 8 years ago

nice.

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[–] Maniac_In_Black 8 years ago

26. Stick to your principles

[–] juviejay (456) 4 years ago

27. Americans are loud and crass.
28. Americans are fekkin' elephants.
29. Shooting a blank in someone's eye will blind him.
30. Don't complain about the smoke if you're in the smoking section.
31. Accept Harry's bribe, and don't poke him in the head.
32. The bell tower must really, really, really, tall for Ken to be able to crawl back up the stairs and across the floor after being shot twice, stand on the ledge and drop some coins, "safely" secure his gun in his coat, jump off, warn Ray that "Harry's here" and announce he's going to die, before Harry makes it down the stairs.

[–] Persona (9) 4 years ago

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