Watch this movie like a porno!

I thought this movie was not only awesome but excrutiatingly bad too. It had some pretty great non-cg special effects, not to mention heads in a vise which was depicted on the back cover and was the single most important factor that made me buy this at the local video store in the 4 for $20 bin.

If you like your gore but don't want to put up with a terrible script, watch it with your finger on the fast forward button as the violence always resurfaces in there usual locales. All you need to do is watch the beginning, skip along right to all the moneyshots and the ending. It turns into a bit of House of a 1000 Corpses at the end with a little of Resident Evil: Extinction sprinkled throughout.

I punished myself by watching this and Day of the Dead 2008 (deplorable!) and managed to only burn 2 hrs of my life. Not too bad! This film will have you laughing in a sea of blood and crying (literally!) all in one place. Good film if you like your gore served up violent and your fast forward button works well. Use discipline and you could survive this film with an orgasmic smile on your face.