Vicki please grow up
Wearing torn jeans at your age does not make you look fashion forward. It makes you look ridiculous.
Humping a married man on the dance floor makes you look desperate and trashy, not alluring or entertaining. Have respect for that man's wife, even if he didn't.
Whooping it up in one bar after another doesn't make you look like a fun person. It makes you look like a drunk who might pee on someone's bed.
Starting an argument with your friend Kelly about her joke and walking away doesn't make you a peacemaker. It makes you a pot stirring coward.
Regardless of the amount of make-up you slather on, your days of being "cute" if you ever were, are over.
Beckoning a man with your finger with your mouth hanging open is not sexy, it's salacious.
Lying to your daughter about the man's shoes in your bedroom just makes you a liar to your precious daughter.
Stop crossing yourself as if in prayer when you aren't Catholic and you mean it as a joke. It's insulting and God is watching.
I believe you are the oldest woman in the group. Act like it.
You want a decent man? Be a decent woman.
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