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Sometimes, there are just no more sharks to jump


*SMH*

This episode was the worst. Utter chaos....or maybe it was udder chaos.

Vicki is going through some kind of delusional hormonal surge. She, or Bravo, or Satan are all trying so hard to sell her as some kind of recycled shawty, and I don't have time to list the laughable moments and comments. Her vagina as her best feature?....there's an insult in there somewhere.

Heather broke every one of her social rules short of asking someone to pull her finger.

Shannon has permanently checked into the Silly Suite of Hotel Hypocrite.

Tamra was still Tamra.

Kelly is wrong, because from my point of view she finally fit in.

I don't know.....the franchise seems like its wreaking of desperation to be innovative.

Oh wait, there is one more shark.........an intra-cast affair. Has that been done yet?

<i>I bought some powdered water but didn't know what to add to it.</I>

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I remember Vicki yelling on a ski slope that she's never done a threesome when her former employee Laurie started to spread a rumor. It was udder chaos...too much below the belt (pardon the pun)! This franchise has a very deep well of how low they can go factor. Think the well is catching up to the California drought.

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Didn't you love Vicki hanging onto that man at the Bailey's farm? How she assumes all men want her to glom onto them! These men cannot just throw her off them. She is flat out nasty. Does she always scream at the popping of a champagne cork, or the sight of a cow pie? There she went with the retching again, too.


There she was lying again. She was not pooped or peed on by the cows. Let's not forget her "I am pretending to be Catholic " crossing of herself at the dairy. For what purpose ?

Falling off the bike. Faking getting her hand stuck in the back door of the van until a MAN came to her rescue.

Vicki, grow up. Be real. Stop chasing everything in pants. It is okay to let a man pass you by without you lifting your leg and marking him. Men are like busses. Another will be by in fifteen minutes.

You are not Catholic. Stop the fake retching. Stop showing your fake boobs to the husbands of your friends. Stop screaming over inanimate objects. You are disgusting!

Terry Dubrow is a physician. It is not appropriate for you to show your bust to him on the phone. Do you know how many women must flirt with him and still he is with Heather? Trust me, he couldn't give a lesser damn about you, Vicki.

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YES! THIS! ^^^^^^^^^

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Vicki is like that creepy old guy/perv that is always finding ways to 'accidentally' molest women. If Vicki were a man and acting this way toward women people wouldnt be throwing a fit and she would probably be in jail. I cringe every time she does it. She is like an animal in heat. Someone needs to follow her around with a hose and spray her every time she starts trying to hump some stranger.

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"Animal in heat"... good way to describe the phenomenon!!

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SomebodyWicked, you are absolutely correct. If Vicki were a man, she would be arrested for her behavior. Can you imagine any man allowing another man to grab his wife at the farm or on the dance floor and do a vertical mombo on her whilst he is Velcroed to her body? Think of some guy whipping out his weenus and showing it to another man's wife over the phone, at the dinner table, right in front of him. "Do these look crooked to you?"

I have managed to live all my life without one friend or family member, or myself, exposing our breasts in public, never mind a public dining room. Where does she get the idea this is acceptable, welcome or approriate? I realize Vicki has medical emergencies, such as Stage IV detached nipple cover, incurable life threatening crooked nipple syndrome and the dreaded, terminal, insidious onset, flesh-eating breast hickey disease, all of which would likely warrant a flight above the mall in a Medi-vac helicopter, but come on.

If Vicki ever becomes a member of the Catholic faith, lock up the priests! She most likely will be excommunicated for falsely crossing herself in inappropriate situations, rinsing her Pradas in the Holy water and chugging the communion wine.

That "come hither" beckoning she attempted on the dance floor was preposterous. Perhaps Briana and Michael should arrange an intervention and attempt to get their mother in line. Again, if a man behaved that way he would be locked up with Otis of Mayberry for drunk and disorderly conduct. She gives me the creeps with her slovenly ways and drunken nastiness.

Not only does she have no self respect, she fails to respect the fact that many of these men are married. What wife wants to see that hag hanging onto her husband "in fear" of a cow turd? If I saw her attaching herself to my husband, putting her desperate stank on him, I would peel her ugly butt off him and jam her up; "Vicki, you forget yourself. This is a dance floor, farm, etc. Not a bathroom stall. Medication time is at seven. Be in line."

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It is okay to let a man pass you by without you lifting your leg and marking him.

I almost spit out my coffee with that one. Hahahahaha.

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Gosh, I am seriously laughing at all of the responses. I would lose my appetite if I had to view Vicki's breasts/nipples during a meal. I'm sure her daughter is constantly embarrassed by the man chasing antics of her mother. And the retching and gagging...give me a break! I also saw that she had on her own wellies on when she stepped in the cow patty...well Vicki- why did you wear those boots? Surely you didn't think you were going fly fishing ? (I am aware that waders go up much further..I'm just making a point) They may each get a time when ppl call them out on things but Vicki only gets a tad of what she deserves in being singled out for her antics.

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