Shannon the Eternal Victim

Every season, Shannon is the victim. I'm tired of her antics. I don't like Vicki, but Shannon and Tamra are just as bad as she is. They just pretend they are better.

And Shannon always has the same reactions to a fight. You could create a drinking game of how many times she says the following sentences:

"Are you kidding me?"

"Who does that?"

"Who does (insert person's full first name and last name) think they are?"

"I am done!

"I am so done with (insert full first name and last name)."

"My husband had an affair. I was devastated. It's so hard to be in a marriage."

"I'm so happy he had an affair."

"We're so happy. I'm so over the affair."

"You had an affair, how dare you!"