AND THOSE 4 THINGS WERE AMANDA CREW AND VIRGINIA MADSEN'S FUNBAGS. I MEAN WTF YOU CANT FORGET THE FIRST RULE OF HORROR MOVIES WHICH IS TO SHOW SOME TATERS WHILE YOU'RE SCARING PEOPLE!!!!
You have that wrong; it is not a rule of "horror" movies to show gratuitous nudity, but the rule of the horror-subgenre, slasher flicks. "Horror" movies like The Ring, Poltergeist, the Exorcist, etc, are not known for nudity, but movies like Friday the 13th are.
"Funbags" and "taters"? Um, okay. Are you 14 years old? Rent that crappy Friday the 13th garbage remake if you want to see that. The really good horror movies like Poltergeist, The Sixth Sense, The Others, and Drag Me to Hell can entertain and scare without appealing to horny teenage boys.
Don't get me wrong, I'd love to see Amanda Crew do a classy nude scene. She is very attractive. But this would have been the wrong time and place. Wrong Turn pissed me off when it was clearly written into the original script for there to be T and A and they avoided it for reasons unknown to me. A movie like this would have just been devalued by unnecessary nudity.