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Things I learned watching 'Disturbia'


1. Talking on the phone while driving is lethal!

2. Peanut butter and Hersheys chocolate syrup does not combine well with Red Bull.

3. There are still retards who fall for the flaming bag of $hit gag.

4. In affluent suburban American neighborhoods hot young girls always get naked in front of really large windows with the curtains open.

5. Cutting the power cable of a TV renders it permanently inoperable.

6. Construction of a Twinkie Tower is listed in the Stalker's Handbook.

7. There is a God, and it wears a very tiny red bikini (or orange tit-curtains).

8. If you've been perving at a sexy girl neighbor, never invite over your nerdy clumsy Asian friend - he will definitely blow your cover then cock-block your moves when the girl is finally in your room.

9. When you bring home a prostitute, throw on some Lou Rawls music to get her warmed up.

10. Little boys usually watch hard porn when their mother is not around.

11. Minnie Ripperton's "Loving You" is the ultimate party-killer, so always keep a copy of it on your iPod.

12. Slim-jimming your way into a locked car is a lot harder than it looks on the internet, especially if you use a paint scraper.

13. If you're a serial killer always keep a dead deer in a trash bag stashed in your garage as a convenient alibi.

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14. It is very easy for a teenage boy to get old and updated "blueprints" of a house:
(they don't call them that in the building industry you ignorant writer - they are called contract documents)... and download them onto your latest phone/computer.

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15. If you hack someone up, make sure to do it near a window so the whole neighborhood can enjoy the blood splatters.

16. If you see your neighbor chasing a terrified girl around the house, don't bother to call the police. You could miss the show.

17. Make your friends break into the houses of serial killers. It's a proof of real friendship!

18. And while they're in there, make sure you get them to snoop around even when the alleged serial killer is at home.

19. The loss of your father (and seeing his smashed up body) only affects you in spanish class. When you're at home you'll be A-OK.

20. Sarah Roemer doesn't need fake ID.

21. Serial killers don't like bunnies in their garden.

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22. Make sure your never there as a mother, or someone may call you an irresponsible parent.

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23. You get put on house arrest for months if you punch a teacher in the face, after the teacher has insulted you.

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Insulted? The teacher is a sociopath and completely unrealistic. The writer is a ding-a-ling and I am shcoked a prodcution company ok'd it.

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24. Dont buy a Mac if you're bored, you cant play games on it.

Dutch blender user? join #blenderpraat at irc.freenode.net

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25. Sarah Roemer is perfect.

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this isnt unrealistic. a guy i know was on house arrest for several months for assaulting a mentally challenged man

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he wasnt hacking the woman up he was hacking the dear up.
he killed the woman in his basement

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But why would he do that in the upper floor when he has a perfectly equipped basement for stuff like that? I always thought a serial killer's first priority would be to raise as little attention as possible.

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Isn't it obvious? He wanted Kale to see it! And there was no problem with that, because it was only a deer. So the cops could show up, see it's a deer, and Kale would be in trouble.

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i agree with that
for one blueprints(my father is in construction and they still call them blueprints)
are only public record when it is a job for something like a skyscraper. a contractor keeps the blueprints on hand they never get put into public record

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@pkillam

14. It is very easy for a teenage boy to get old and updated "blueprints" of a house:
(they don't call them that in the building industry you ignorant writer - they are called contract documents)... and download them onto your latest phone/computer.


hahaha I know. I was thinking...wow, this guy is doing serious research.

"MALLL NOOO, JESUS CHRIST!" - Leonardo DiCaprio, Inception

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It was only Kale who called it a Blueprint.

Marius

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5. The tv wasn't permanently off when the mom cut the power cable, as it was on later and she only did it to make it harder for him.

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27. If you are a killer and you have some victims trapped in your house, leave some things that's capable of killing you lying about (loaded police issue handgun, gardening shears etc). This should give the victims a fighting chance.

28. Kale is well on his way to becoming the next John Rambo, judging how badly he reacts to people who mistreat him in some of the slightest ways possible.

29. It's easier to punch your Spanish teacher to the ground than to simply ditch Spanish for another, more practical class.

30. If you are a mother with three little boys, make sure that they have complete, unrestricted access to cable TV in their bedroom.


They call me the wanderer.

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31. Using the English word "perhaps" several times in the text of your Spanish class oration is perhaps not the best way to kiss your teacher's arse.

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31. Using the English word "perhaps" several times in the text of your Spanish class oration is perhaps not the best way to kiss your teacher's arse.

It made me wonder if "perhaps" was a word they were supposed to use in the exercise. Or maybe Ronnie was just trying to fall back on it.

"MALLL NOOO, JESUS CHRIST!" - Leonardo DiCaprio, Inception

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32. New neighbours ALWAYS have a cute girl who will fall for you

33. Its easy to break into a neighbours car on their front drive in broad daylight

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34. even fresh deers will small terrible!

35. as a serial killer, you know exactly the prices of kitchen knifes!

Marius

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The was saying that because it sounds like "kiss ass."

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36. Telling the girl next door all the little things you’ve learned about her from spying through your window will win her over.

37. 17 year olds think overstuffing laundry machines and then pouring tons of detergents into them is how do laundry.

38. Wild bunnies in Disturbia are slow enough for humans to catch them with their hands.

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39. When you're spying on your neighbors at night, be sure to leave all your own lights on.

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