100 Things I Learned from What Just Happened
1. Stanford graduates the best hookers in business: free with no strings attached.
2. "No Country For Old Men" had edge.
3. Hitting on one your own is not just a hillbilly pastime. Hollywood does it too. Profitably.
4. Facial hair is not good for your agent's health. It may even be fatal.
5. A random waitress is the best candidate to read aloud confidential work related correspondence in a public place. That is how great actresses are discovered.
6. Reporters will enthusiastically get down on their knees to get close to a dog. It's very stylish when done in France.