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The funniest/craziest lines or dialogue in the show

posted 8 years ago by everymanaking6488
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Charlie: Mom, if you know something, you gotta tell me...
(Mrs. Mac grumbles)
Mrs. Kelly (to Mrs. Mac): I can't lie to my Charlie!
Charlie: Good! Tell me everything.
Mrs. Kelly: OK. They were both here. They were both inside me. Eduardo was in my mouth, and Luther was in my butt.
Charlie: Oh my God, no, don't tell me everything...What, no, what?
Mrs. Mac: Dammit Bonnie...
Mac: Eduardo who?
Mrs. Kelly: Sanchez...
Mac: Holy *beep* Tell us more.
Mrs. Kelly: Then Luther went in Eduardo's butt for a while.
Mac: Tell us less. Tell us less.
Mrs. Kelly: Then they both completed on each other. I was left out of the finale. And then Eduardo went out and then he killed somebody and then...well, that's all I know.
Charlie: Jesus goddam Christ, Mom. If you know that, just say that. Don't tell me the whole thing about banging every single guy that comes in the house. If you just know about -- about the murder, just say the murder part. Oh, my God!

I always rofl when i watch this scene

[–] everymanaking6488 8 years ago

*bump*

[–] jpowers4667 8 years ago

"I'm going to rape you until the room stinks."

[–] shadylady21 8 years ago

Dee, I have a thousand cats around my apartment because I have ten thousand rats! Dee: are you eating cat food? Yes, you want to be asleep before the cats start howling and there's something about eating cat food, huffing some glue and drinking some beer that makes you all sick and pass out. The cats are starting you better start wolfing that down. Lmao

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