Boy is this gonna be a pile of crap. Anybody got some better tag lines than these?
Road House 2: No, seriously
Road House 2: 100% swayze free
Road House 2: this time you'll tear out your own throat
Road House 2: CGI makes the bar fights even less realistic
Road House 2: Available on DVD within 6 weeks or your money back
Road House 2: Boat House
Road House2: Oxycotin-Meth Superdrughouse and Bait Shoppe
Road House 2: Incest Makes Every Bar Brawl A Domestic Dispute!!!
Road House 2: The Wacky Beheading of Cuba Gooding Jr.
Road House 2: Lots of Punching
Road House 2: Armed and Fabulous
Road House 2: Terrorists Hell Bent on Destroying White Trash Patrons' Good Time
RH2: Cybernetic Klansmen from the Future
Road House 2: Restrictor Plate Free Ride to Movie Hell
Road House 2: Bozworth is Dalton’s Estranged Baby Brother?
Road House 2: Double Duce’s Friday Kid’s Night Turns into Showcase of Shanks
Road House 2: The Mullet's Revenge
Road House 2: I Can't Believe It's Not Butter
Road House 2: The Legend of Curly's Gold
Road House 2: 3 Finger Turkey-Claw of Death
Road House 2: I Just Crapped My Pants
Road House 2: Back to the Nursing Home
Shop smart, shop S-Mart!
Road House 2: This Time Don't Laugh
Road House 2: Why?
Road House 2: So What? We Had a Few Million Lying Around
Road House 2: Why Not?
Road House 2: What Else Could You Be Doing at 4 A.M.?
Road House 2: Fister Blister
Shop smart, shop S-Mart!
Road House Too: Brad Wesley's back from the dead, and he's pissed off!
Road House II: Why not? They made a Weekend at Bernie's II!!!
Road House II: Watch your back! I used to f()k guys like you in prison!!!
and the coup de gras: Roadhouse II: Revenge of Tinker!!!!!
Road House 2: Revenge of the Herpes Dagger
Road House 2: Ye Olde Rode Haus of Terrore
Road House 2: Return of the Glaze
Road House 2: Legal Tender
Road House 2: Back to Med School
Road House 2: WTF were Sony thinking?
Road House 2: Oh god no!!!
Road House 2: Another *beep* sequel without the original cast!
Road House 2: What's the *beep* point?
Road House 2: Guarenteed to ruin first film!
"Take the biggest guy in the world, smash his knee and he'll drop like a stone" - Road House
ROAD HOUSE 2:GET DRUNK,START FIGHTS
ROAD HOUSE 2:THE DOUBLE DOUCHE!
ROAD HOUSE 2:STOP WITH THE KICKING
ROAD HOUSE 2:I THOUGHT YOU'D BE SMALLER
ROAD HOUSE 2:YOU TALKIN' TO ME
ROAD HOUSE 2:WTF YOU LOOKIN' AT?
ROAD HOUSE 2:LET'S GO PRETTY BOY
ROAD HOUSE 2:DALTON,I AM AN F.B.I. AGENT
ROAD HOUSE 2:NOBODY PUTS BABY IN A CORNER
ROAD HOUSE 2:DIRTY DANCING
ROAD HOUSE,TEXAS RANGER
ROAD HOUSE 2:WOLVERINES
ROAD HOUSE 2:LET'S DO IT FOR JOHNNY,MAN
ROAD HOUSE 2:LOUSY AGENT
ROAD HOUSE 2:MIDDLE SIZED WHITE BOYS
ROAD HOUSE 2:PONYBOY,I DIDN'T MEAN TO
ROAD HOUSE 2:ACE JOHNSON'S REVENGE
ROAD HOUSE 2:NOW DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS?
ROAD HOUSE 2:LIFE SURE HAS A SICK SENSE OF HUMOUR,DOESN'T IT?
ROAD HOUSE FOO,THANKS FOR EVERYTHING JULIE NEWMAR
ROAD HOUSE 2:YOU'VE GOT INSURANCE,DON'T YA?
ROAD HOUSE 2:THERE'S ALWAYS BARBER COLLEGE
ROAD HOUSE 2:PAIN DON'T HURT
ROAD HOUSE 2:MY WAY...OR THE HIGHWAY
ROAD HOUSE 2:EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED
ROAD HOUSE 2:TAKE IT OUTSIDE
ROAD HOUSE 2:BE NICE
ROAD HOUSE 2:PHILOSPHY
ROAD HOUSE 2:THE DOUBLE DOUCHE!
Road House 2:My god there making a second one!! holy *beep* i just came in my grape smugglers.
This movie is going to usher in a new golden-era of film just like the first one. Proof that the lord provides.
RoadHouse 2: Concession Stands will include a popcorn/paper-bag for your head disguise combo platter.
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Why do you have to knock the movie roadhouse 2? It hasn't even come out yet! Judging by the sheer brilliance of the original roadhouse, Roadhouse 2: Last Call will surely be in oscar contention. The character developement in the first movie was amazing. Not only do we find out that Dalton is the biggest bad ass on the planet ("Pain don't hurt"), but we also find out that he has a PhD in philosophy (which is exactly why he works as a bouncer). Anyway, just like the rest of the world, I am anxiously awaiting the return of this jewel. The original has all the ingredients of a timeless classic and so will the sequel.
shareWHAT KIND OF BOOZE ARE YOU DRINKING?IT SOUNDS LIKE MOONSHINE,LOL.
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Road House 2: Loud Noises
Road House 2: Ouch!
Road House 2: Angry Mullets
Shop smart, shop S-Mart!
Road House 2: I've got knives on both shoes this time bitch!
Road House 2: Revenge of the slutty doctor
Road House 2: Tinker and the Polar Bear Strike Back!
Road House 2: For twenty bucks you can kiss'em
Road House 2: morgans barber college years
Road House 2: Ahh s hit!
Road House 2: This is a sears credit card!?
Road House 2: Revenge of mountain, isn't he adorable?
Road House 2: Exactly right
Road House 2: Tinker explains it to you!
Road House 2: Revenge of the indian guy
Road House 2: You're History!
Road House 2: But I'm On My Break
Road House 2: You're Too Stupid To Have A Good Time!
Road House 2: Godamn That Hurts, Don't It?
Road House 2: Ain't It Strange How Money Seems To Do That Very Thing
Road House 2: I Swear He Does That Just To Piss Me Off
There is one more chip. And it must be destroyed also...
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Road House II: More Used Tires
Road House II: or How I Learned to Stop Fighting and Love the Drunk Hick
Road House II: Acoustic Bugaloo
Road House II: Floppy Breasts and Milwaukee's Best
Road House II: Kentucky Karate
Road House II: The Bar That Loved NASCAR
Road House II: Lazy Swayze
Road House II: Cause They Made 5 Rocky Movies
Road House II: Cause Trucker Hats Are Cool Again
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ROAD HOUSE 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
shareokay you people need to relize that this is the sequal to the best bad movie ever, hands down, dont even argue. and its full title should be
Patrick Swayze's Roadhouse 2: Last Call
i disagree with the notion that this is the best bad movie ever (i would give that award to undefeatable), but i do agree that it should be called roadhouse 2:last call. i guess unless they plan on making more sequels in the future? congratulations on being the only funny person on this thread.
shareRoad House 2: The Unemployment Line
Road House 2: Dalton On Ice
Road House 2: A Musical Romp With Dalton and Shane At Berchtesgaden, Louisiana
The MaskedCucumber (something I never thought I would actually type) is a genius. Electric Boogaloo is a subtitle that I put on every sequel with a 2 in it. I don't care if it's Spiderman 2 or My Cousin Vinny 2. I've just always thought that Electric Boogaloo sums up what sequels are all about... more of the same crap.
I just can't believe that someone else is on my wavelength.
So get off it man! I can hardly hear myself think!