Refer-me, that is interesting, (and unfortunate) might i suggest that if you ever stumble upon anything else like that again; PRINT IT, and immediately.
Then:
1. Send copies to everyone you know, telling them to guard it with their lives, as it is much more valuable than any of theirs.
2. Hide a copy in your attic, deep behind your box of entangled Christmas lights and label it 'My 6th grade science project' to try and throw 'them' off.
3. Make another copy and bury it in your neighbors backyard (exactly 12 and a half feet) *wait until night fall, to avoid unwanted sightings.
4. Finally, you must give me the original copy. But not online, it would be too risky. You must tie the package up, and place it in a waterproof box (it MUST be waterproof) then head towards the nearest harbor of the Atlantic Ocean. There a gangly man with an untrimmed beard and an eye patch for each eye will be waiting. He is an associate of mine. He will drive you out to the waters on his boat, and you must tell him to stop at the lone green buoy at sea; you must then tie the box to the rope attached to the buoy. I will later retrieve the documents and decipher their secrets.
Until then, i thank you in advance, as we will never meet face to face. You're already a great help in our never ending burden of finding out the truth, and setting it free to the people.
- Mr. Poole
We've come to the conclusion that The Bird is greater than or equal to The Word.
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