'First...
... I'm going to pull your brains out through your nose with the use of this little, ingenious device."
*Pulls out what looks like a flexible whisk, clicks the prongs together in demonstration and begins to feed it up Casper Van Dien's nose*
I was going to give this film a 1, but I bumped it up to a rather generous 2 on the basis of this scene, even though Casper's nose is barely penetrated and he is rescued in a timely fashion, muttering "what took you so long?" with no noticeable trace of concern or trauma on his face.