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The slowest and most boring movie I've EVER seen in my life


I'm literally shocked at how boring this movie is. I actually had to skip to the end even though I had finished 3/4 of it. One of the worst movies I've ever seen simply for that reason. Also it was cliche and not even remotely scary, but worst of all BLAND. Oh my god....so, so, so utterly bland and insipid.

inb4 'not sophisticated' and 'short attention span' comments.

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My advise: Stick to The Transformers.

I don't love her.. She kicked me in the face!!

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Didn't I already cover this? ("inb4 'not sophisticated' and 'short attention span' comments.) I guess anyone who would make them in the first place wouldn't be able to comprehend it anyway, or their attention span would limit them from reading the entire post.

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I said nothing about sophistication or attention span.

I don't love her.. She kicked me in the face!!

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Yeah actually you did, and if you're unable to see that then you're definitely not qualified to even use the word sophisticated

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I also suggest learning to read.

I don't love her.. She kicked me in the face!!

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Alright I'm really sorry, I was under the impression that your brain had some minor activity going on. I guess there wasn't any suggestion in your post at all. You were just recommending the Transformers because it's a really good movie. To you, I might suggest learning to write, but it's probably not gonna help you honestly.

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Refer to my previous post...

I don't love her.. She kicked me in the face!!

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Yes you definitely don't have any brain activity. At least now I'm positive that I'm right.

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You can tell yourself that.. How was the latest Fast And The Furious?

I don't love her.. She kicked me in the face!!

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/facepalm

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I see your wit runs parallel to your movie appreciation.

I don't love her.. She kicked me in the face!!

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I would never intend to be witty in a response to you, mainly because it would mean I put more thought into your last post than you did.

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Fail... Quit while you're behind.

I don't love her.. She kicked me in the face!!

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no u

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My dad can beat up your dad.

I don't love her.. She kicked me in the face!!

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Too early

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tl; dr

Keep silent unless what you are going to say is more important than silence.

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I don't believe you.

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I don't believe you that you don't believe me.

Keep silent unless what you are going to say is more important than silence.

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The reason I don't believe you is because you either have the attention span of a squirrel, or you're a functioning human being, albeit a rather stupid one. The fact that you're even able to respond to my post or for that matter register on this site, proves the latter. You definitely read my extremely short post, and probably understood at least half of it. You just made that post because you have nothing else to say. Once again, unintelligent, but not mentally retarded. Feel free to prove me wrong though.

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Maybe you were nailed to the seat because you fell into a deep sleep, then you got scared when you woke up and realized, to your horror that it was still on.

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Have you been taking the brown acid?

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it's just like one of episodes of super natural, maybe worst.

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this movie was a waste of time

Snootchie Bootchie

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Obviously you are not sophisticated and have a very short attention span

I'm just waitin for a mate

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C'mon don't give him so much attention. He just wants to get it and you give it to him.

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