Nothing of, course. That is (possibly) something that a girlfriend/wife makes up.
Why can't we get a romcom made for men for once without silly knee-high boots indoors and Coldplay like music every five minutes?
We'll CUT OFF YOUR JOHNSON!!!
Ah, big lebowski quote.
Um.... nothing special really. Well, thats not what I call it, allthough that would be funny "nothin special." lol. Anyway. I have no name for my "johnson."
One more.
"What the hell is this?"
"Obviously your not a golfer."
Greg. It's not like Greg jr because my name is Rusty. And yes i did name my testicles the right one is Dr. Strange Love and the left one is Righty. He couldn't pass up the name.
"People call me the Bry man; I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang."
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You've got red on you
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