what's on the list?
i haven't seen this movie, but what is on the list?
share50. Glen or Glenda
Made by Ed Wood in 1953, which starred the director as a cross-dresser.
49. Mesa Of Lost Women
Another one from 1953, filled with bad acting, about a scientist who wants to make a master race of women by injecting them with spider venom.
48. Troll
From 1986, a troll turns the residents of an apartment complex into hidesous plant pods so it feels like home. Cameos by Sonny Bono and Julia Louis Dreyfuss
47. Teenage Zombies
From 1959, The first of many films that had a guy in a gorilla suit as it’s villain.
46. The Fat Spy
From 1965, starring Phillis Diller and Jayne Mansfield.
45. Voodoo Woman
From 1957, a mad scientist uses voodoo magic to make some invincible slave thing.
44. Ishtar
From 1987, A box office bomb that starred Warren Beaty and Dustin Hoffman. Even now 20 years after it’s release it still hasn’t made back half of it’s $40 million budget.
43. Frankenstein conquers the world
From 1965, When the heart of Frankenstein is stolen from Germany and shipped to a lab in Japan and exposed to the radiation from the Hiroshima bombing of WW2 then eating by a boy who grows at a rapid rate this is what you get. Originally the ending had Frankenstein fighting Godzilla… but the director thought that was to hard to believe
42. The Creeping Terror
From 1964, the sound equipment fell into a lake and, since the director was to cheep to buy another microphone, there’s no dialogue for the bulk of this film, the director narrated it all in post production.
41. Santa Claus Conquers The Martians
From 1964, Mars needs Santa Claus so they kidnap him, filled with bizarre scenes and bad acting, plus a freeze ray that’s a whamo toy painted gold.
40. Howard The Duck
From 1986, Produced by George Lucas this film has Duck boobs… need more?
39. They Saved Hitler’s Brain
From 1968, This last half of this film was shot in 1961 and the first half in 1968, the film quality is vastly different in both halves and there are different characfters in both.
38. Black Belt Jones
From 1974, with clever dialogue and kick ass fight scenes, the only one on the list that’s so bad it’s good
37. Greetings
From 1968, First American film to get an X rating and starred Robert De niro. Yet still it sucks
36. The Great Alligator
From 1979, When an ancient Jungle God becomes enraged that a tourist resort is being built on his sacred domain he takes the form of a giant alligator which we later learn is actually a crocodile.
35. Hillbillies in a Haunted House
From 1968, 3 country and western singers in a haunted house, filled with horror and songs
34 TNT Jackson
From 1975, Another film in the karate Blaxploitation genre, filled with bizarre hair afros and villains, like a knife juggler in the alley and two guys scared of a suitcase
33. Robot Monster
From 1953, this film is so bad the director tried to shoot himself after it’s release… he missed. Has another guy in a gorilla suit as it’s villain, but this one also has a divers helmet to complete the look. Also has Bubble machines and was released in 3-D
32. The Incredible Melting Man
From 1977, an astronaut comes back from outer space and is melting at an increasing rate., To survive he must get fresh human cells. Makeup done by Rick Baker
31. Firebird 2015 A.D.
From 1981, in the near future the government bans all gas-burning vehicles, except for the gas-burning vehicles that chase the other gas-burning vehicle in order to stop them.
30. Dracula vs. Frankenstein
From 1971, Has Lon Cheney jr in his last appearance as an axe wielding maniac, A Dracula with an afro and a Frankenstein with a face like a raw steak.
29. Bride Of the monster
From 1955, made by Ed Wood, famous for bad films like this one. With Bela Lugosi mumbling his lines, Tor Johnson bashing into the set and a fake octopus that was stolen from a studio back lot, but they forgot to steal the motor.
28. Smokey and the Bandit part 3
From 1983, the film was originally shot with Jackie Gleason playing both the Sheriff and the bandit, renaming the film Smokey IS the Bandit, but when audiences got confused the re-shot scenes with a different actor playing the Bandit
27. Xanadu
From 1980, a roller disco musical with hints of Greek tragedy and starring Olivia Newton John and Gene Kelley. One critic simply said “Xana-don’t”
26. Leonard Part 6
From 1987, this film is so bad it won 3 Razzies (The Oscars of bad movies) and the producer and star Bill Cosby went on several talk shows begging people not to see the film
25. The Wild Women of Wongo
From 1958, on a tropical island there are 2 tribes, the Wongo tribe which has beautiful women and ugly men and the Goona tribe which has handsome men and ugly women. The women of Wongo kidnap the men of Goona for some reason.
24. Bela Lugosi Meets A Brooklyn Gorilla
From 1952 with a cast that includes Duke Mitchell and Sammy Petrillo who are doing a rip off on the Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis style comedy. Sammy Petrillo was even sued by Jerry Lewis for copying his act, but the lawsuit didn’t stop the film. Plus there’s another guy in a gorilla suit.
23. The Ape
From 1940, starring Boris Karloff and (yes) another guy in a gorilla suit as the villain. Boris plays a scientist trying to cure Polio, but at night he walks around town in the skin of an escaped circus ape that he killed.
22. Galaxy of Terror
From 1981, One of the sci-fi films made during the boom of the early 80s, it had a worm-like alien who has sex with human women. It’s unit director was James Cameron, his job was to make maggots wiggle on a severed arm by electrocuting them
21.The Robot vs. The Aztec Mummy
From 1957, When you want to steal an Aztec treasure from a tomb haunted by a mummy you build a robot to do it for you.
20. Snow White (German Version)
From 1955, With dwarves played by kids with bad beards and with names like Whitey, Bushy, Eddie, Teddie, Freddie, Blacky and Bim-Bam.
19. Creature from The Haunted sea
From 1961, After the Revolution in Cuba, American Gangsters and Cuban generals plot to get gold out of the country on a tour boat. A secret agent sneaks on board and a hideous creature stands in their way.
18. The Swinging Cheerleaders
From 1974, A story of a female reporter who joins a college cheerleading team to expose their demeaning nature, but learned a lesson in assumptions instead.
17. Trial of Billy Jack
From 1974, the third in a series of films about an antihero named Billy Jack, the film goes for 3 hours, most of it spent in a hippy commune.
16. Killers From Space
From 1854, This has Lizard made to look like giant dinosaurs and aliens with oddly big eyes
15. Spider Baby
From 1964, With sexy girls and jazz music. About an inbred family with a disease that makes them mentally regress from the age of 10. When feuding relative move in and try and take the house horror ensues
14. Trog
From 1970, Joan Crawford’s last film, with a budget so small that Joan supplied her own wardrobe and used her car as a dressing room.
13. The Three Stooges in Orbit
From 1962, one of the worst Three Stooges films ever, with the old pie gags and physical comedy that made them famous, now wearing insanely thin
12. The Crippled Masters
From 1982, an ad-libbed kung-fu movies that stars a guy with mo arms and another with no legs.
11. The Sorceress
From 1983, this film doesn’t even have a sorceress, it’s about 2 warrior twin women who think they’re men fight the forces of evil.
10. The Crawling Hand
From 1963, When the hand of a dead astronaut is washed up in the beach and is found by a student, it begins strangling the people of the town and possessing the student who found it. It had Alan Hale Jr. AKA The Skipper from Gilligan’s Island
9. Bloodsucking Freaks
From 1976, with Midgets, Naked Women, Extrem torture and bad acting, It was banned in the US after a protest by the Women Against Pornography Movement.
8. J.D.’s Revenge
From 1976, a law student named Ike participates in a hypnotists show which allows him to be possessed by the spirit of a 1940s gangster named J.D. Walker, he begins to take on the style of the deceased J.D. Walker.
7. Frankenstein Meets The Space Monster
From 1965, when the women of mars are destroyed by an atomic bomb the princess (Why’s she alive?) and her henchmen need to restock their planet. They go to many backyard parties where the Martians get many human cattle. Oh and Frankenstein is the only hope for the human race and is really some robot astronaut named Frank whose circuits are screwed with by the Martians attack and is the only one who can defeat the Martian Monster and end their hostile takeover
6. Killer Shrews
From 1959, A scientist makes a race of shrews that are size of dogs, (they really are just dogs with fake hair and fangs glued on them) and of course the shrews need to eat 3 times their own body weight. It was actually meant to be a B-Grade film
5. Great White
From 1980, the Italian made copy of Jaws, with more similarities than you can count and it even rips off from Jaws part 2, it was so close to Jaws that Universal sued the makers of the film and it was pulled from American release
4. Plan 9 From Outer Space
From 1959, The cast and crew had to be baptised before shooting began because the only group that would fund the movie was a Baptist church. With cardboard sets, microphones shadows in shot, UFOs that were children’s model kits hung from fishing line, no continuity in scenes going from day to night from shot to shot in a single scene. But perhaps most stunningly after the star Bela Lugosi died 4 days after filming began but his footage was still used and the rest of the film was shot with Wood’s wife’s chiropractor playing the role using his cape to cover his face.
3. The Thing With Two Heads
From 1972, When a rich white bigot’s only chance of survival is to transplant his head onto a black mans body, you can just tell that they won’t get along.
2. Eegah!
From 1962, the tale of a prehistoric man who turns up in the ravaging deserts of Palm Springs with a case of extreme lust for a teenage chick. Plus any film with a title like this is bound to suck… but not as bad as
1. The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living And Became Mixed Up Zombies
From 1967, the first and fortunately only monster movie musical, set in a carnival it has such hit songs as “The Zombie Stomp”, zombies that look like the elephant man, it has Gypsies and lots of dancing and singing. The director even appeared in the film under his oh-so-cool stage name Cash Flagg.
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wow, thank you. those sounds like some AMAZING titles.
shareSome of those films are good. Some I also wouldn't mind seeing.
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The Beast of Yucca Flats should be on the list. As well as Manos: The Hands of Fate
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