Funniest line of all time!!!! - Blades of Glory (2007) Discussion

[–] oephellia 14 years ago

This entire movie was one huge funny line. And I'm not a fan of Will Farrell.

As they're ascending the escalator:

"Who are you supposed to be, Ron Seward?"

"No, JFK--it'll all make sense.

'Oh'...(while looking like "yeah, right')

Then you see his sister dressed as Marilyn Monroe.
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And the bathroom scene...where the kid runs out screaming 'stranger danger'...

Then he sees the key on the toilet paper.

This entire movie was hilariously stupidly funny.

O

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[–] thenix 14 years ago

Lots of great quotes, but my favorite (and I don't know why) is when Chaz is cutting his ropes with the skates " Whoever invented rope is a real A-hole". I crack up every time I heard and try to use it anytime I can.

Alliteration and arrogance are amply aligned.... TheNix

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[–] viper_48089 14 years ago

I love this one:

"I just threw up in here people, that's the reality"

I quote that one all the time.

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[–] bmanacles 13 years ago

Not really a line, but a great moment...when one of the dummy's heads has been chopped off, Jimmy looks at it, then looks at the Coach sharpening a skate blade. Hilarious...

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[–] countingsheep 14 years ago

"If we went to a Halloween party dressed as Batman and Robin, I'd go as Robin. That's how much you mean to me"

(about the bunk beds)
Jimmy: I call top!
Chazz: Sorry I already called it in my head

Toy 3-9/10

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[–] alpha4781 14 years ago

"I'd fire you right now if you weren't so goddamn beautiful out there"

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[–] SP-3 14 years ago

"That'll give me time to get my jugs waxed."

"Let me show you something. This look right to you??" Camera tilts down to show 2 hotdogs in a bun.

:D

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[–] loccomotive2000 14 years ago

"God grant me the serenity not to have sex with my friend's girlfriend, the courage to go home without having sex with my friend's girlfriend and the wisdom to know that masturbation is sometimes the most sensible solution."

""Y-Y-YOU sex demon!You sex fiend!Impure!Impure!"

That whole scene was fugging hilarious, with hot Pam to boot.

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[–] jenna_johnsto4111 14 years ago

I'm partial to that line, but my all time favorite is:

Fairchild - What breaks up a team faster than...
Stranz - Herpes!

Because he was so positive and sure when he said it. :D

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[–] Kuato_and_George 14 years ago

Nancy Kerrigan. You an official here? Cause you've officially given me a boner!

Hard to pick just one, but that one is definitely up there.

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[–] Bravesfan17 13 years ago

Well, this is Rice without Montana. Ali without Frasier. Han Solo without Chewbacca.

Brad Pitt/Emily Blunt/Kevin Bacon/Hayley Atwell

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[–] jkms89 13 years ago

Loved it when they're on the podium and Ferrell says "get that bird out of
my face before I break its neck"....then after he head-butts him, Scott Hamilton - in sportcaster style - says "A perfect head-butt!" That
had me in stitches.

Jeff K
Full time dreamer.
"Excuses are like buttholes - everybody has one and they all stink."

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[–] xMartyMcFlyx 12 years ago

"You smell like urine."
"A lot?"

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"Roads? Where we're going we don't need... roads."

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[–] DivineRED 12 years ago

I love it when Jimmy says he'll punch Chazz in his "crap lousy face".

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[–] thepartydjz 12 years ago

If you think that is hysterical then you must be completely starved for comedy. This is nonsense, only funny if you are an idiot.

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[–] Sandy0095 12 years ago

Chazz: Troubled childhood? If you consider a 9 year old kid with a 35 year old girlfriend troubled.

Chazz: You know this is how I rolled when you met me.
Sam: No, when I met you, you were a great figure skater. Now you're getting stoned with the Woodland Fairies.

Chazz: Two men skating? That's a riot. A laugh riot!
Coach: I don't see what's so funny.
Chazz: If you were as drunk as me, you would.

Jimmy: This ice has not been properly Zamboned. Where's the warm-down room?
Coach: We don't have any of that. What we've got is a cold storage unit that a buddy of mine let flood with a garden hose.
Chazz: Nice choice, Coach.

Chazz: She's as cold as the ice she skates on. She's like dry ice. No, wait! She's colder than that. What's colder than dry ice?
Jimmy: I dunno.
Chazz: I'll tell you you what is, Oksana.
Jimmy: *gasp*

"You know I've always reminded myself of Grace Kelly" ~ Jenna Maroney

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[–] Monkeydigital 12 years ago

Chazz: Hey Mcelroy? Was that your routine? Or a peformance of Cirque De SoLAME? Besides you're too late, they already handed out the little girl's medals this morning.

Mcelroy: Shut up Michales! That was textbook execution. Same scores I beat you with in Oslo!

Chazz: Hey I was on Quaalude's, I don't even remember Oslo. But I remember Boston. And that victory was as sweet as the creampie from which the town was named. Time to step aside home school, there's a new Sheriff in town...

Lmao!!

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