Funniest line of all time!!!!

Maybe not the funniest line in the movie, but one of the best:

(Speaking of Boston)- "... as sweet as the cream pie for which the town was named."

I wonder how many people really got that one.

This movie had some good writing, BTW, although any particular line, including the above, may have been improvised.

chazz: capture the dream
jimmy: where did you get that from?
chazz: i don't know
(cut to a shot of a huge ass banner with "capture the dream" on it")

Mr. Craig, I believe the gun barrel starts the film instead of closing it.

It's hard just to pick one because the entire movie cracks me up. But some of my favorites are:

Chazz: "Nancy Kerrigan. You an official here? Cause you've officially given me a boner!"

Chazz: "Hey, this ends tonight."
Jimmy: "It's daytime, you douche!"

"That blonde chick's a dude? Oh, man."

Katie: "Do you know what you can do for a burn? Pour sweet cream on it."
Chazz: "Oh, my God, you've bagged a wild lynx. Okay, say, 'Sounds to me like the cream needs to be whipped', and then you go... (makes a tongue waggling noise)" LMFAO!

Woman speaking in Japanese and Chazz responds: "No that's in the other room."

"Let me put my poems in you."

Chazz: "Beat that MacElroy."
Jimmy: "Those were the same scores I got Einstein, we're tied."
Chazz: "You're high."

Chazz Michaels and Jimmy MacElroy ARE figure skating. BOOM!

"They put the 'bone' in zamboni"

Coach: What do you two have that other figureskating pairs don't have?

Ferrell: Twin dongs?




I thought this was so funny!

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"THANK YOU, DENVER...
CITY BY THE BAY...
JOHN DENVER! "

Katie saying (after years of frustration) 'Mom and Dad were not wearing their seatbelts and they made an illegal left hand turn!"

Plus lots of other lines. This movie was pure laughter.

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