Jack Bauer...


Call me crazy but every time Keifer appeared on the screen I thought he was Jack Bauer. Especially when he gets mad.

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I definitely agree, jumba7 --- I kept expecting Sutherland to yell, "Damn it!"

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Or, "Shut up, stupid".

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he did yell "damn it!" when he was chasing Douglas onto that freighter. it was hysterical.

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I was waiting for the inevitable:
"Dammit Tony...where the hell is that chopper??!?!?!"

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i was waiting for him to contact Chloe for help lol

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Jack whips open his cell phone and says "send it to my pda screen"
and pop ! 2 secs later its fully downloaded into his "screen".
Jack then says "send me the latest sat picture... to my screen". Bam ! 2 secs later they have red dots running all over his screen listing the bad guys.
Jack goes in with his desert eagle and bam, bam, bam, thonk, splat, crack, spin-grab-throw-twist-neck later all bad guys are dead.
Jack is captured by Michael Douglas and tortured....

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I think at this point, Kiefer should just legally change his name to Jack Bauer

"In my pants!"-David Letterman

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You don't understand. You people NEVER UNDESTAND!!

There is no Kiefer Sutherland, this is just an alias given to Jack Bauer as a double bluff to all the terrorists out there awaiting a can o'whupp a$$.

Only Jack Bauer exists.

Don't make me call division on yo a$$!

'Only EFFORT, DISCIPLINE, LOYALTY, earn the right to wear the Dragon Doji.' - Oroku Saki

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