The Mayor's best lines - go!!!!!! - Slither (2006) Discussion

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[–] barin_the_dwarf 16 years ago

"MOVE *beep* ***Waves to mom and daughter*** "Well, easy come easy go."

"Wake-y Wake-y...Eggs and Bake-y"
-Budd, Kill Bill Vol. 2

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[–] indysoul 16 years ago

everything he says is hilarious!!!

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[–] shawnbeach 16 years ago

I remember his lines after the Mr. Pibb lines between Nathan concerning wheather Martians comming from Mars. Sorry I can't remember the exact lines, but funny stuff.

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[–] SteveM-1 16 years ago

Mayor: Well it's obvious the Bastard's got Lyme Disease.

Bill Pardy: What?

Mayor: You know, you touch some deer feces, then go eat a sandwich without washing your hands...you got your Lyme Disease!

Bill Pardy: And that makes you look like a Squid?

(deputys laugh)

Mayor: Well *beep* you all for laughin!

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[–] tanstaafl74 16 years ago

B*tch is hardcore!

and

Look it up c*cksucker!

Not sure why, but those two crack me up every single time.

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[–] Horror_Addict 16 years ago

no it goes like this,

*kiley points her finger up to the car roof*

The mayor: *look's at kiley's finger and the direction pointing up* It's a fu**ing martian?

Bill: Martian is from mars.. Jack.

Mayor: It's a general term meaning outerspace Fu*ker!

Bill: No it isn't!?

Mayor: LOOK IT UP CO*KSUCKER! <----- thats how you say it .

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[–] nosferatu1234 16 years ago

"B*tch is hardcore." <---that's got me crackin up every time.

and

"If i wasn't about to sh*t my pants i'd be f*ckin fascinated." ROFL

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[–] silverwatch47 16 years ago

"Where is the Mr. Pibb? I told your secretary to pack Mr. Pibb. It's the only Coke I like. Goddamn Brenda exploding like a water balloon, worms driving my friends around like they're goddamn skin-cars, people are spitting acid at me, turning you into cottage cheese, and now there's no *beep* goddamn Mr. Pibb?"

Best. Line. Ever.

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[–] Mr_Blonde3 13 years ago

"Where is the Mr. Pibb? I told your secretary to pack Mr. Pibb. It's the only Coke I like. Goddamn Brenda exploding like a water balloon, worms driving my friends around like they're goddamn skin-cars, people are spitting acid at me, turning you into cottage cheese, and now there's no *beep* goddamn Mr. Pibb?"

Absolutely the best line in the film.

I love to love my Lisa.

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[–] ItsJonDoenotJohn 10 years ago

Mr Pibb is the best line!

Jesus Jack, let me get right on it.

I take it we're best buds in the future.

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[–] hohohosmandy 16 years ago

During the chase scene at the barn there, the mayor is yelling ," Come on out you *beep* What are you? Some little pussy? You afraid?"

Then the other cop looking at him, the mayor says," Psychology !"

LMFAO !

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[–] lovelybones37 16 years ago

One of my favorites is when they're riding back into town in Pardy's car, and Kylie & Starla are explaining about the alien...

Starla: It's a conscious disease.

Mayor: If I weren’t about to sh*t my pants, I’d be *beep* fascinated.

But yeah, the entire scene in the car is hilarious.

Please don't kill me Mr.Ghostface. I wanna be in the sequel!

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[–] XNSuper 16 years ago

The best line was the sound he made right before he ran, after Starla shot the gun and it wasnt loaded. i laughed so hard...

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[–] Angel-Ireul 16 years ago

The best part was when he tells Pardy to shoot him and Pardy doesn't even hesitate just caps him lol. He was a great character.

F-ck no, I think its hilarious - The Comedian
It's like a dirty thought in a nice clean mind. PUV

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[–] koffeenkreame41-1 10 years ago

The best part was when he tells Pardy to shoot him and Pardy doesn't even hesitate just caps him lol. He was a great character.

LOL, yeah, that was hilarious haha! xD

"I am the ultimate badass, you do not wanna `*beep*` wit me!"- Hudson in Aliens.

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[–] Xcalat3 16 years ago

In the care after Kylie tells the story about the alien...

That would be fcking fascinating if I wasn't about to sht my pants

When there's no more room in hell, The dead will walk the earth...

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[–] lovepink7755 16 years ago

Four words:

That bitch is hardcore

I'm fabulous

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[–] neosoulglo 15 years ago

If I weren't about to s*** in my pants right now, I'd be *beep* fascinated.

“In the midst of winter, I finally learned that there was in me an invincible summer”~ Albert Camus

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[–] psdhart 15 years ago

If I turn into a molusc, i'm gonna sue those bastards. And you can sue right along with me. I don't care if you're a lesbo, you don't deserve this *beep*

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[–] nathantannat 13 years ago

The guy who played the mayor.....stoled the movie....he was great....funny!!!...great film...watched it when it first came out

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