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Things you learn by watching Slither

posted 17 years ago by Motopsycho2
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well,theres nothing much to say, just try to....you know...make it to a hundred or something...

1.Its is awesome that You need both of them things in you to get all "wormy" !

2.In the event of encountering a giant worm, please, for humanity's sake, do not start to poke it...and again...and again !!

3.Ginese people are from Gina

4.never judge fat people,there may be serious consequences!

5.MEAT!!!

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You killed him!
Well,I didn't mean to.
Didn't mean to? You put your sword right through his head!

[–] Zombie73 17 years ago

6. things fall off your dick in the war

7. always remeber the Mr.pibb

"I'm not just sure, I'm HIV Positive"-south park

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[–] ZombieRawkMachine 16 years ago

11. Martians are from outer *beep* space
12. Dont mess with the hardcore bitch
13. Dont catch lyme disease
14. Dont ever do that to your mamas toilet
15. Im Bill Pardy

~Katie Come Out And Play Ive Got A Secret For You Today I Think Youre Pretty I Wanted You To Know~

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[–] Naturezrevenge 16 years ago

Obligatory spoiler alert!

Don't try to stab a massive, billion year old conquerer of planets with a dinky little hairbrush handle. It'll just piss it off.

myspace.com/lexfulgore2

[–] Motopsycho2 16 years ago

18.there is only one woman to repopulate the town!

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You killed him!
Well,I didn't mean to.
Didn't mean to? You put your sword right through his head!

[–] DramaQueenKate 16 years ago

19. there are two women.

How 'bout a shave?
OFFICIAL BLEEDER

[–] coolaree 16 years ago

20. Even Alien invaders hate Republican Mayors.
21. Elizabeth Banks is hot

[–] Motopsycho2 16 years ago

22.a nipple shown for 0.01 second can be the most fundametal part of 70 percent of all discussions about the movie

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You killed him!
Well,I didn't mean to.
Didn't mean to? You put your sword right through his head!

[–] Horror_Addict 16 years ago

23. There's some Green Spitting.
24. Dont let the worms get in your mouth.
25. Dont mess with a mutated alien husband.
26. Dont mention any "alien info" infront of shelby, othere wise she'll go out and create a G*dDa*n histeria.
27. Dont mess a with a mutated husband's hot wife, you'll just get on his "worse" much fu**ing worse side!

[–] LibbyLuWho 16 years ago

That you should learn to eavesdrop better.

"Just once I'd like to be the overlooked one".

[–] LibbyLuWho 16 years ago

That if you look like a squid there's not many places you can hide....SeaWorld, maybe.

"Just once I'd like to be the overlooked one".

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[–] weirdFAKT 16 years ago

That you should tell everyone that Bill Pardy saved you from the mutant deer.

That this is some fzcked up sh** here.

There's no such thing as a bad coincidence

[–] sotally_tober6 16 years ago

28. alien rape is strangley arousing.

[–] patriciad 16 years ago

29. Sunday is family fun day.

[–] Angel-Ireul 16 years ago

30. It's NEVER 'just' a bee sting.

31. Hookin' up with the rich guy in town will *always* endly badly for you

32. Don't drop the grenade in the pool

33. Couches are the best possible things to have thrown at you.

34. Animal Planet lied.

F-ck no, I think its hilarious - The Comedian
It's like a dirty thought in a nice clean mind. PUV

[–] fastguy45 16 years ago

35. Grenade fuses will last longer than 5 seconds if you lost it while throwing at a big monster, but 10 seconds is pushing it's charity!

36. Be in the mood. Or else your husband might go out and pick up something nasty.

37. Tuco is still right: When you're going to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.

38. Always bring more guns and ammo.

[–] jmarkoff2 15 years ago

39. Barn-sized nude inflated chicks are hot.

40. Brenda James performed this nude scene while fully dressed (see DVD behind-the-scenes breakdown).

[–] lemonSQUeaZY 15 years ago

41. Get a manicure before aliens overcome your town so its easier to pull the invader out of your mouth.

42. When your husband grows tentacles and eat large animals, try to reason with him.

43. Symbiotes from outer space have great aim, since the earth is 3/4 water yet they still manage to land in America.

44. Use a hair brush to try and kill a giant alien.

45. Aliens like gross fat people in their orgies.

46. Nathan Fillion probably still has alien jizz in his belly.

47. When in critical condition at the end of a movie in need of a hospital, walk there instead of taking the truck across the street.

-that beaing said, the movie was great!

[–] FRfriedvanilla 15 years ago

48. Bee stings, if left untreated can get nasty.

49, People with leprosy, I don't care what kind they got, can slither REALLY fast.

50. Lesbos can sue the government if they get infected with biological weaponry.

51. Marriage is a sacred bond.

52. You can't blame someone for acting according to their nature.

53. In dire situations Bill Pardy's gentle nature gets sorely f* cking tested.

54. Shelby is seldom there when you need her.

55. Bill Pardy's mom uses lots of paper.

56. Martian is a general term meaning from outer space, look it up mother f* cker

57. Little surprises are right around the corner.

58. People with leprosy, I don't care what kind they got, sure love meat.

59. She said "for better or for worse" and she lied.

60. You can't expect Sugarplum not to got through some adjustments after all those changes.

61. You can't f* ck with someone that's been around for a billion years... but propane sure can.

And from the soundtrack...

62. Baby I love you just leave me the f* ck alone.

[–] vbel 15 years ago

63. If you think you're having a bad day remember that Michael Rooker had one that was much worse.

[–] missbittens 15 years ago

64. If you're auditioning for a movie, reading a nice little seduction scene, don't be surprised when your character is later tentacle-raped and ends up a starving human balloon full of giant alien slugs.

65. Once they got an outer-space *beep* in them, those cute little deer everyone likes hunting will track you down and beat the crap outta you.

66. A tomato makes a perfect baby toy.

67. Anything that wants you to eat it is only going to make you into it's meatsuit.

68. When you're having a fight with one of your husband's slug-zombiefied minions, the only decent comeback is a shotgun blast.

69. Don't try to quip before throwing your grenade at the skin-diseased squid alien-man-monster mutant thing.

[–] conangirl 12 years ago

70. If you're out in the woods, and you literally see an alien parasite infect someone right in front of you? Don't tell anyone..

some days, it's not worth chewing through the restraints..

[–] Motopsycho2 12 years ago

70 facts in 5 years. that makes it like 14 per year which is more than one per month. still not bad...

[–] erik-29-381626 12 years ago

70 was so true. :)

71. I'M Bill Pardy!

[–] mcgill-646-33556 11 years ago

72. A Whippoorwill flies about 27 mph... which is less than you might expect.

73. If you're a gorgeous wife and you withhold martial favours... Well, no good is ever going come from that.

[–] rumipoet24 11 years ago

Magic Mormon white underwear does not work against slithering aliens penetrating you, but latex butt-plugs do!

"Want to know how to make God Laugh? Tell Her your plans...."

[–] aer71367-313-155069 10 years ago

75.Adultery is not only punishable by an eternity in Hell, but also by becoming impregnated by alien worms.
76. Grant definitely does not have a puppy calendar.
77. Air Supply = Gettin Busy
78. If your husband suddenly puts a lock on a door, break that door open the very first chance you get!

[–] Diablo-Helldemmon 10 years ago

79. When you see a couch flying at you, just stare at it. You'll be fine.
80. Standing close to a tentacled alien being that can cut you in half with one of it's "arms" sure is a good idea.
81. There is life on other planets.
82. Cats love alien meat.
83. When talking to someone over radio, don't say anything, just nod.
84. When the girls of your dreams asks you to go to Hollywood, go. Years later you might just live to regret not doing it.

Logan: I don't know!
Rogue: You don't know, or you don't care?
Logan: Pick one. X-Men