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The Originally Intended Ending would've made me respect this much more!


From the beginning, I was terribly afraid that the filmmakers would opt for a *PATHETICALLY* predictable ending - the lead female character's husband dying, thereby giving the 'hero' a chance to get with her!!

After watching the film, I read that originally, Nathan Fillion's character was supposed to get 'infected' in the end and thus be SHOT TO DEATH by the 'heroine'. Now THAT would have been *PERFECT* - not only does Nathan Fillion die, but he's killed by the object of his adulterous affections.

The woman who lusted after 'The Married Man' is punished by being inhumanly violated, starved, turned into a giant human balloon to hold an army of aliens and then blown apart when the aliens are ready to strike. Yet, the MAN who lusted after 'The Married WOMAN' has everything to look forward to once his rival is mutated and killed, giving him a free pass to satiate his desires.

Seriously, why the Hell did they change the original ending? Did bloody Nathan Fillion insist that his character be allowed to *beep* the blonde forever after, instead of having his unholy head blown off?

That was **SUCH** a weak cop-out - catering to the lowest common denominator. The fact that I SAW the filmed ending coming, right from the onset, is the very reason I have no respect for the movie and for James Gunn - who *HAD* a brilliant ending originally, but chose to SELL HIS ARTISTIC INTEGRITY and pander to the expectations of viewers who want the guy to get the girl/*beep* the girl in the end.

If nothing else, it would have been FAR MORE *DRAMATICALLY* EFFECTIVE to have just Mrs. Grant and the young girl - 'the Widow' and 'the Virgin' - survive, with only each other as Family from that point onwards.
Kind of echoing a sense of Euripides' "Trojan Women".

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Hey, Poison; I actually agree with you on something!

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I'll bet you're just a load of fun at parties...

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Chill out. It's a movie, not a Bible study class. Of course Bill gets Starla in the end. Grant seems like a real douche anyway. And NF is hot!

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If history does repeat itself, I am SO getting a dinosaur!

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Note that the OP makes no mention of the fact that Starla never loved Grant and only married him to escape a life of poverty. She led the guy on for her own personal benefit with barely a thought for his feelings. Surely merely having the hots for someone who is - or is at least supposed to be - unattainable is no more despicable than that.

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You wrote one of the most melodramatic posts ever.

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Life sucks enough. I generally like a happy ending.

If you dint want him dead, why yall leave him with me?-Mouse

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Same here, it would've been cool if they shot that but I don't think many wanted to see him get killed like that at the end of the film. Much like most didn't want to see the remaining survivors in The Thing get killed off like that.

"I am the ultimate badass, you do not wanna `*beep*` wit me!"- Hudson in Aliens.

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Like most sci-fi movies, it's written for American women, almost all of them which identify with blond women, no matter what their hair color. That's because most Americans have light color hair, either by birth, Sun, disease, age, whatever.

There's no other way to explain the sci-fi channel's retro seventies and eighties neo-Nazi propaganda. Why would a monster or beast prefer a pale blond? It isn't natural in Nature. We have to be brainwashed to prefer blonds.

The contrived way to make her survive was a bit too much. I can see the gorgeous brunette surviving. She was wily and stayed out of harm's way until the end. And it would be the nature of an animal to want her instead of the pale blond, but then that would not fit the sci-fi channel neo-Nazi program so evident in all their movies.

I think the biggest cop out was that the survivors were all principles instead of just people happening along. In fact, it looked like no one else survived, which was a huge cop out, and super contrived to the extent of looking contrived to anyone who wasn't a moron.



Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!

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Brainwashed to like blondes? Guys have loved hot blondes for ages and trust me, I wasn't brainwashed to want them! Your theory is bizarre and isn't backed up by any science.

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Jesus, what do you have against Nathan? Chill out. Test audiences probably wanted the "happy" ending (everybody in the town died except them three so that's something)

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I agree. All you that whine about a happy ending need to go watch care bears or something...

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