How are DCEU fanboys going to defend this film? Let's break it down.

"You just don't get it! This film is too deep for you!"

"You're just a troll/Marvel fanboy!"

"There's no plotholes/plot contrivances, everything will be explained in future installments!"

"Superman IS dark and mopey. You've never read the comics!"

"It's the most faithful interpretation of DC characters we've had!"

"Henry Cavil didn't have much to work with despite having a major role in 3 1/2 movies already! Cavil will master the role in the next film!"

"Too dark? The kewl CGI action scenes are meant to spice up the film with bits of comedy inbetween!"

"Bland music score? Who cares? I don't come to a DCEU film for the score, I come to see muh hewoes!"

"Who cares if Ezra's Flash is one-dimensional in the film? It's faithful to the comics!"