I have, to a group of unsuspecting people who probably didn't even hear me over the noise my family was making, but I told it in beautiful detail. Have you?
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yes. I offended a black couple, and apparently some religious fanatic (she swore i was going to hell) --
My version kind of including the best of from the film ( F'n the bullet hole, and "slamming his dick is desk drawer etc) but also included 4 patients from St Jude's Childrens Cancer Research Hosptial, a nun, the corpses of Anna Nicole, and Jon Benet Ramsey and the worlds largest armadillo.
If i could remember it, id have it inscribed on a plaque and hung on my wall.
Wow, I salute you with various organs
You actually offended someone, Freaking Awesome, noone heard me. I feel so small. Though I did tell it to a friend of mine whos a goth and they told me to stop right when i got to the men F* c* ing owls so they squrak the tune of 'Do Re Mi'
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Maybe people heard you, but just decided to ignore you.
shareNo, I think that the rest off the performers were to loud, even I had issues hearing me
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actually, nobody hears that joke and ignores it.
its been proven that such is physically impossible.
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i think this guy is trying to say he was one of the aristocrats telling the joke "all the noise my family was making"
shareWhen I was in high school a friend of mine was reciting it to a group of us in the hall. We were laughing our asses off but got some pretty weird looks from people walking by.
shareYea, several times and most people were like - wtf?
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