Who won making the sickest version?
I would definitely have to say bob saget. And the best part is he has that family guy image but in reality he is the most disturbed and sick one.
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Yeah, I'm not a fan of Bob Saget's stand-up but he nailed it pretty good on this one. Either way, my vote goes to Doug Stanhope.
shareStanhopes, Sagets and Gottfrieds were my top three. I thought Penn and Tellers was also pretty good and Sarah Silvermans was pretty gross too. I really enjoyed the movie I only watched in once a few years back Id really like to watch it again because the it was so obscene it just stuck in my head
shareDoug Stanhope nailed it for me. The line about "They're playing Cher's 'If I Could Turn back Time'..."
See? It IS all about context!
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Billy the Mime.
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I totally agree. Billy the Mime rocked it.
shareIn public, too!
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Otto & George was so good that after the shot, an enraged random central park bum stabbed george.
shareHow about a tip of the hat to George Carlin ??
The identifiable undigestables (corn, peanuts, etc) entrained in the diarrheaical flow discharged into and upon the mother he described was truly, and totally diabolically funny and unforgettable.
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Carlin's version was the best! The way he described the diarreah stream hitting the hollow of the wife's throat was hysterically funny.
"What do you want me to do, draw a picture? Spell it out!"
Kentucky windage...I love how he describes it in such serious detail.
"What do you want me to do, draw a picture? Spell it out!"
I'd say George Carlins was the sickest, followed by Bob and then finally Doug Stanhope. Though Gilberts was the funniest easily what he was saying was really not as sick as these guys, he just had way more enthuseasm and tole the joke with more gusto than anyone else (Plus who else laughed hardest when Gilbert yelled "If you missed any portion, I'll repeat it")
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I would say the South Park version. I mean, hearing it from a little kid like Cartman was hilarious.
shareGotta admit I liked the South Park one too. Sarah Silvermen's stands out as well, it's also on the DVD for Jesus is Magic! GG did have the most enthusiasm. I'll admit when I think of this movie I usually think of it as being a movie made by him lol. Favs-George Carlin, Silvermen, Sagat, Gottfried.
shareI like Gottfrieds little additions to the joke like when someone laughed too loud he paused to heckle him individually then said "now where was I, ... oh yeah" and then continued the joke but from 3 minutes earlier. I thought it was hysterical.
shareIf I understand the premise correctly and the idea of thr Aristocrats "joke" is to disturb the listener, then Taylor Negron's version was the only one that actually really bothered me.
Many of them were funny and goofy, but Taylor told his while on many drugs and his version was more of his own disturbing gay fantasy than a traditional telling of the joke. The seeming sexual enjoyment that he got out of telling that joke was probably the most disturbing thing in the whole movie. Also, the fact that he called it the massage-ocrats was really strange and that term got stuck in my head.
the only true story in the movie. he had this heavy cut man meat and she was like yanking on it
shareSaget,Carlin and the one most people don't know:thatguywiththeglasses
shareGilbert and otto $ George:D
shareI didn't think Saget's version was that funny. It could have been funny, had he not stopped every 20 seconds to comment that he was a "bad man", that he was "going to hell", that "he was a father himself".
Plus, he told the ending like 20 times.
I know he is family guy "Bob Saget" and it seems funny the first time, but now that I have seen him curse and swear and shock a couple of times, it isn't that funny anymore. Actually I only giggled once during his monotonous rant. Never laughed.
Gilbert was the best I think. It's been a while since I've seen the movie, but I remember Gilbert's as being the funniest :)
I found Ron Jeremy's version and the "Card Trick Guy" incredibly funny... for something sick and disturbing...
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I'm biased because Doug Stanhope is my favourite living comedian, but I really liked the facts that he told the joke to a baby and that there was a buttplug on the window ledge behind him.
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