The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs...
Anyone see the South Park episode where they write the most vulgar book possible? "Then the lady takes a *beep* on her dad's face. Then the puss from the *beep* runs down the crack of the sister's face." I know Scrotie is mocking Catcher in the Rye, but I found the amazement of the vulgarity reminded me of the Aristocrats.
...of all the arts, for us the cinema is the most important. - Vladimir Lenin