Creating a 'House of the Dead' script - Staying faithful to the films!

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HOUSE OF THE DEAD 3: BLOOD REVENGE

INT: OFFICE

JENNY (16) sits at a small chair, waiting for the receptionist to call her name.

JENNY (voice-over)
After I heard my sisters story, I was scared to go on Spring Break.

RANDOM CLIPS FROM THE VIDEO GAMES SPEW ON THE SCREEN LIKE AN ORGASM!
PEW! PEW!

WOMAN AT FRONT DESK
Jenny. He will see you now.

Jenny sighs, and stands up.

INT: DOCTOR'S OFFICE

Jenny sits across from a doctor.

DOCTOR
So Jenny, you want to have an abortion.

MORE RANDOM CLIPS FROM THE VIDEO GAMES: PEW!!!!!!

JENNY
Yes.

MORE RANDOM CLIPS BEGIN TO EXPLODE ON TO SCREEN FOR NO REASON: ULTRA--PEEWWWW!!!

The doctor sighs.

DOCTOR
Okay, lets send you into the Nurse's...

The doctor is cut off when a nurse run into the room covered in blood.

NURSE
Doctor your needed in the emergency room, ASAP.

The doctor looks at the nurse and Jenny again and again.

MORE RANDOM "HOUSE OF THE DEAD: VIDEO GAME" CLIPS: PEW! PEW! PEW! PEW!

DOCTOR (sighs)
Is it urgent?

NURSE
Yes Doctor! We--

A ZOMBIE, shatters through the wall and rips the nurses head off. The zombie pulls out an axe and swings it. In slow motion the axe guides through the room and slices into the doctors neck.

Jenny looks around, she FLIPS through the air and runs across the wall, grabbing a sword from a book stand. She slices the zombie in half and jumps through another window out in the hallway, instead of simply walking through the door.

JENNY (voice over)
Immortality ran in our family.

Jenny flips through the air, slices through zombie after a zombie. THE CLASSIC, UNFORGETTABLE "WHIP IT" BY DEVO plays in the background!

JENNY (voice over)
I constantly hear why do you want to be immortal.

Jenny jumps out another window, she flies below, since she jumped out the 57th floor. She lands on the ground un-armed. From the ground, the house only looks 3 stories from the ground.

Cars collide in front of her and a zombie runs across the street.

RANDOM VIDEO GAME CLIPS: PEWWW!

OPENING TITLE:

HOUSE OF THE DEAD 3: BLOOD REVENGE

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